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The Chronicals of Jk7: The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe.

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« on: August 24, 2009, 06:36:02 pm »

So it begins


December 25th, 2007. I am graced with the precious gift of Medal of Honor: Heroes 2, a wii game i had requested from my dearest Santa Claus. As i began to play it that day, i played a mission or two of campaign and went straight to online. I made my account, Justin227. As i began to play, i was doing not very well. It took me a bit to get that there was lag and i had to make adjustments. I would do well in some games, and not very well in others.

As i began to get a feel for the game, and made my way back into the positives around 2000 kills, i decided to make a new account. I wanted my new name to be something short and memorable...

The Birth of a Legend

Jk7 was born. As i played i strived to keep a 2-1 ratio. I would stay in some games for hours building my ratio up to 2-1 or better. As i began to improve in skill, i began to seek out the better players. I would filter through the games looking for the top ranked players and would join in and seek them out.


Jk7 Joins a Clan

Eventually i got up to around 200s in ranks. When searching to see if there was a way to become invincible (as every now and then someone would be) i ran into the mohh2 boards. Shortly thereafter i decided to join a clan. As i decided between the many clans: BC, AoW, WT, F5, PC, Pc, TEC, WH, wB and many others i narrowed down the list to AoW and BC. Fortunately i decided upon Bravo Company. I located their site and posted an application. Shortly after i was accepted by their caring and talented leader Thumper.


Bravo Company

As i began to explore the forums and play with the members, i found out who else was in BC. I was in a clan with some of the oldschool elites. Somebody114, Maddog, Rykel, Fiber, and a few others. I quickly ranked up and gained entrance to the top 100, making both friends and enemies on my way up. I was very competitive and still would seek out games filled with other top 100 players.


Gamefaqs and Nade spamming noobs

One day on gamefaqs, there was a post about a game being put up. I joined shortly thereafter and did pretty well. I remembered there was one noob who just kept running into the house in village and spamming grenades into the allied base. His name? None other than the notorious nade spamming, mp40 maining, suicide bomber Aredd. I posted in the topic saying good games to everyone, and commented on the vicious noobery of the aredd character who was just spamming nades off the house the whole time.

So began the longtime rivalry of Jk7 and Aredd. Shortly afterwards, Aredds protector and buttbuddy as well as THE NUMBER 1 RANKED PLAYER IN MOHH2 AUCHWITZGAS was brought into the feuds. Long battles of wit as well as the stupid crap that aredd could come up were fed into topics on gamefaqs, which became known as one of the most bitter flamewars the mohh2 boards ever saw. The feuding between myself and aredd eventually expanded to all of BC and AoW.


BC hands AoW an embarrassing loss

BC and AoW had one of their first wars. BC crushed AoW in the first two maps. For the 3rd map, village,  BC had allies and AoW had axis. Since BC had already won the 1st 2 maps, the third was not needed. BC continued to play but we had arranged to all use m1 garands. As the battle rages, BC using m1 garands and AoW spamming mp40s and STGs, BC comes out on top once again. *Suck on that loss toolbags*


BC scrimmages TEC

One day TEC asked for a scrimmage with BC. As i had been rising through the ranks and had become in essence BC's ambassador to other clans, i accepted. We agreed to play the best of 3 maps. TEC won map 1. Map 2 BC was winning when suddenly somebody114 stops playing but remains in the game. TEC receives free kills and bests BC again while we were a man down. After the 2nd map they leave. I responded that i thought it was pretty lame of TEC to not play the third map in a scrimmage.


Jk7 vs TEC

Pillowbiter and i got into a heated debate on GF which continued on until he stopped playing. As fierce as our GF rivalry was, my rivalry with TEC in game was much worse. Ingsmasha, PillowTEC, Biochicken and SodiumTEC would often play together. I often found myself encountering them in different TDM's and would face them me vs 2-3 of them. I had some serious conflicts with Biochicken and some intense noscope battles as well(as those of you who have played him can imagine). Since then my conflicts with biochicken have been resolved and we are chill. Pillowbiter as well as some of the other TECies still have some hard feelings.


Sons of Liberty

As i created a list of clan chatboxes and websites for the BC forums, i came across SoL. As some of you know, the fantastically beautiful Ashley was the created of SoL, and an attraction for myself and my clan mate Handysniper. As we trolled in the SoL chat, our antics drew some attention and SoL flourished. Ocelot later revealed that 'she' was not a 'she' and more of a he and interest weaned.


Jk7 and BC

Eventually i was promoted to Co-Leader of BC. I oversaw the merging of BC and WC which netted us players like CrazyBroJr, Noname and BlueX. I helped to recruited players like RosieCheeks, HalfGenius, DanOceans1, and many others. With the addition of other great members, BC kept expanding and became one of the best moh clans in the game.


BC hands WT their only Loss

BC was scheduled to play WT one day as clan wars were ending. WT was undefeated and had beaten BC twice in the past. Once before i joined and once early on. We set up a great roster consisting of myself, sb114, red fatality, grimjow and others. In the monastery we were winning by 15 at the peak of our lead. I was talking to a girl on the phone while playing and was having trouble killing people. I was -9 at my worst point. I knew i had to pull myself out of that for us to win. As i dug myself out of the negatives fighting against some of the best players mohh2 has ever seen, i ended my conversation and picked up my STG. I brought my score back up to +1 or +2 and just in time. WT was closing the gap. As time ended BC was the victor. We handed WT their only loss on any map throughout their moh careers. WT stepped it up for the next games and ended up winning the war, although iirc one of the following games was really close.


Other Stuff Happens

To advertise for BC i created the account BravoCoD0Ttk and played frequently. The day before the release of CoD the account was ranked 115 with a kill to death ratio of over 3-1 and 1.1 kills per minute. When CoD: WaW came out, everyone was excited for a new game and i stopped playing moh. I got it and played for a bit. After the first day i was ranked 15th. The next day, i got to the top 10 where i stayed for the next 3 weeks until i accidentally deleted my account and stopped playing for score. My next account had a kill to death ratio of 3.5 and a win ratio of over 4.5. I continued to play in clanwars as the leader of BCa. We did well and were ranked high.


I depart from BC

I had some conflicts with Somebody114 as well as tommaco and was not alright with the disrespect i was getting from a select few clanmates. I decided to leave BC. Many pleaded for me to stay, a few were happy, but regardless my mind was made up. I left BC and went inactive for a period of time.


My return to MoH

I got very sick of the lagging and lameness that was CoD WaW and decided to return to MoH.

Most of you know the story from then on. Hope you enjoyed my tale  Afro
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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2009, 06:39:39 pm »

Great story bud!  Afro
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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2009, 06:45:10 pm »

Great read.

Good to read about the earlier GF days.
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2009, 06:45:35 pm »

Nice. Cool
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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2009, 06:46:38 pm »

I found it interesting.I miss playing with crazybro
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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2009, 06:53:36 pm »

Well im glad you guys enjoyed it. If i was feeling really ambitious i would have added detailed accounts of all the BC AoW wars.

One time they claimed one of our guys had the uniform glitch and the map had to be thrown out when we were winning by like 15 the whole time and it wasnt until the last 2 minutes that they left. The person who supposedly had the glitch had only 3 kills before he was killed and you lose it after you die once. It was only AoW members that saw this too. This was when it happened by complete chance too. People didnt know how to get the uni glitch.

Another time they tried to say crazybrojr was glitching in base when we were up, they left and demanded we throw out the match.

The coincidences were crazy. Both times BC was playing AoW in Base. Both times we were winning as allies. Both times they claimed an ex member of WC was glitching, and both times it was only AoW who saw the supposed glitches occur. And neither time would it have been significant enough to effect the outcome of the war.

Those were some proper shenanigans.


EDIT: Yeah, crazybro was a great player. He was probably one of the best of all time. I would put him up there with somebody114, tyson2007rip and a few others.
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« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2009, 06:54:53 pm »

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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2009, 06:56:17 pm »

Tell the story of all the cool Vent stuff that went on during pubs and CWs.
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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2009, 06:57:14 pm »

i would read it but im too grouchy right now.

i still decided to post. Cool
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« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2009, 07:03:41 pm »

BC didnt use Vent, we used Teamspeak. The sever was bought by Hughthehand, who is a mad cool late nighter. He was the coleader and he was in charge of my squad when i first joined up.

We had a lot of fun on that though. We also had some battles with spammers and hackers. We also had some really funny spammers come on and we would chat with them. I remember one guy came on with a heavy british accent and got in an argument with Nascardude. He thrashed nascar and it was hilarious.

There was also nascars little brother kevin who would sing to us the songs he learned in school. He was adorable and i would have prefered to have him in BC with me rather than nascardude. Kevin was like 7 or 8 i think o.o

Generally during wars if we were on TS we just bitched about getting killed. We hardly used it for strategy or planning. It was always fun to chat with everyone while playing though.
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« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2009, 07:04:53 pm »

Was the British guy Lightspeed?
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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2009, 07:09:01 pm »

Nah. Ed is the man though. It was just some random spammer who came on late at night and starting insulting him. We also had some mad cool guy come on one day and do a bunch of different impressions.

It was also fun when random noob spammers would come and we would mess with them before banning them. We used to mute them and move them around the channels. There was some serious Ts hackers though that bothered us. They got into our server and gave themselves admin rights and removed everyones and banned us automatically. We eventually got them banned but it was a pain in the ass because there was like 3 of them.

If you have nothing better to do than hack teamspeak servers you have a serious problem.
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« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2009, 07:15:15 pm »

BC didnt use Vent, we used Teamspeak. The sever was bought by Hughthehand, who is a mad cool late nighter. He was the coleader and he was in charge of my squad when i first joined up.

We had a lot of fun on that though. We also had some battles with spammers and hackers. We also had some really funny spammers come on and we would chat with them. I remember one guy came on with a heavy british accent and got in an argument with Nascardude. He thrashed nascar and it was hilarious.

There was also nascars little brother kevin who would sing to us the songs he learned in school. He was adorable and i would have prefered to have him in BC with me rather than nascardude. Kevin was like 7 or 8 i think o.o

Generally during wars if we were on TS we just bitched about getting killed. We hardly used it for strategy or planning. It was always fun to chat with everyone while playing though.

Lmao I remember this. You guys we always talking about it back in BC.

I remember CA time too. That was no fun at all in TS. I don't wanna hear someone like Seth saying "omg look out!" or sb114 singing. No wait I do enjoy that.

There were some good moments like when I think Handy was saying that black people's p3nises always hang to the left. And I think Bronx was there when he said that. LMAO

Aaah, good times.
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« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2009, 09:24:07 pm »

Crazybro asked me to join wc and taught me how to snipe. does anyone talk to him
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« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2009, 09:34:50 pm »

Cool story bro.  I lol'd at the ashley part.
And I got the game the same day you did.
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