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Title: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: RON on November 15, 2012, 07:06:42 pm
If you could pick how to die- how would you? I know for one thing after being in the army and seeing people burned to death that they die bad and in the fetal position. In fact Ive not seen any one pass in peace - every one is trying so hard to stay - if you haven't seen death but only heard it- you can hear IT is death. I called it the death rattle and went to the dictionary to look it up  to see if I was the only one who thought like this.  Even in Spanish they call it estortor agonico. I'm thinking drowning wouldn't be so bad (peaceful).Side note the Spanish word for drowning and choking are the same word. Any way at this point if you take the factor of a God letting me into heaven out then I think I would be cool going out on some drug or pain killer but heck what do I know. I am really interested to hear ya all's thoughts on this. Thanks and have a great evening.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Laughing Turd on November 15, 2012, 07:14:28 pm
Dammit, I was going to say a violent car crash but after reading your post it really seems like a half assed idea. I guess I'll go back to the drawing board on that one but I can say for damn sure I ain't choosin' drowning. That's got to be the worst way to go. I know when I stay underwater a few seconds too long and start struggling to hold my breath I start to freak the hell out!

Maybe freezing to death sounds okay.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Turboweasle on November 15, 2012, 07:17:10 pm
Medically assisted suicide.

Just when I get tired of living, go out on the morphine high of my life.  Wouldn't be so bad, endorphins rushing everywhere and whatnot.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Permanent Poopface on November 15, 2012, 07:20:50 pm
super glueing my peepee hole shut and then having so much sex that my sperm inflates me  like a balloon and I explode


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Baw on November 15, 2012, 07:23:34 pm
Heart attack in my sleep.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Laughing Turd on November 15, 2012, 07:31:39 pm
Wait, I'd like to change mine. I remember someone posting a thread about strange deaths and I noticed several people laughed themselves to death.

I definitely want to laugh myself to death.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Turboweasle on November 15, 2012, 07:35:14 pm
It would feel like drowning, I'd imagine.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Laughing Turd on November 15, 2012, 07:40:39 pm
It very well might. It doesn't have that fear factor though. It's more about being under water for me.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Turboweasle on November 15, 2012, 07:58:38 pm
I dunno, I'd be pretty scared if I started legitimately suffocating while laughing.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: dudedudedude for Moderator on November 15, 2012, 07:58:55 pm
Armageddon style, just so I can be known as the guy who saves Ben Affleck's life.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Autumn1194 on November 15, 2012, 08:02:28 pm
Struck by lightning.

That sounds pretty cool and I'm sure it will be quick.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Laughing Turd on November 15, 2012, 08:11:53 pm
Well I had bronchitis when I was younger so there would be times where I couldn't breathe at all. It was damn scary for a while until I trained myself to keep a bit of calm and control my breathing. I guess I'm looking at it that way as opposed to being under water and not even having the choice.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Permanent Poopface on November 15, 2012, 08:43:25 pm
honest answer would be when I'm old and sleeping


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: MsTrixie13 on November 15, 2012, 09:52:08 pm
I wanna die when i'm old while im  asleep.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: CitizenSoldier3 on November 15, 2012, 09:53:12 pm
^that

Non serious, nuclear blast that leaves my outline with both middle fingers up.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: GeneralGrant on November 15, 2012, 09:58:20 pm
i'd like to be hung if i had to choose


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: MsTrixie13 on November 15, 2012, 10:04:54 pm
Hung? :o :-[


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: GeneralGrant on November 15, 2012, 10:11:09 pm
yeah cause if it was from high enough it snaps your neck and kills you immediately


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: dudedudedude for Moderator on November 15, 2012, 10:13:16 pm
Ooooooooooooooooookay then


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: MsTrixie13 on November 15, 2012, 11:16:46 pm
So scary.... :-[

I rather jump off a high building so i can have fun before i die... but thats suicidal


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: RON on November 16, 2012, 08:12:04 am
Armageddon style, just so I can be known as the guy who saves Ben Affleck's life.
I am concerned you might have a thing for Ben-just joking.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: RON on November 16, 2012, 08:16:02 am
One thing is for sure I dont want to be a Muslim suicide bomber cause I fear the 70 VIRGINS waiting on the other side would be you folks.-----just joking with ya all-you guys prob seen more action in the past hr than I have in my life.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: dudedudedude for Moderator on November 16, 2012, 08:16:55 am
Armageddon style, just so I can be known as the guy who saves Ben Affleck's life.
I am concerned you might have a thing for Ben-just joking.

Are you saying you don't?


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: RON on November 16, 2012, 08:28:43 am
more into Matt Damon


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Turboweasle on November 16, 2012, 08:56:50 am
Matt Damon is the only correct answer.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Permanent Poopface on November 16, 2012, 09:08:39 am
for the answer to this topic correct?


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Turboweasle on November 16, 2012, 09:37:00 am
Actually I meant for the question of who one's man-lover is, but it would probably answer the original question too.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Elitehero on November 16, 2012, 10:26:39 am
I'd probably just Jump off a mountain and soar as long as I could before falling to my immediate death....lol


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Joker on November 16, 2012, 12:25:36 pm
I know everyone will probably think I'm totally fucked up here but.....  I've thought about this before (not in an emo "I want attention" way) and I've always wanted to put every single kind of drug in my body.  See what it feels like to be on every drug out there.  Obviously you'd die.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: MsTrixie13 on November 16, 2012, 12:52:30 pm
^ :o wow.... i think you'd feel like you're in Alice and Wonderland.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Ps358 on November 16, 2012, 01:02:56 pm
Brains shot out. Quick and painless.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Termin8or on November 16, 2012, 01:51:19 pm
On a deserted island with BMan, rope, lube, an axe, and lime.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Autumn1194 on November 16, 2012, 01:59:07 pm
^ XD


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: CitizenSoldier3 on November 16, 2012, 03:04:14 pm
On a deserted island with BMan, rope, lube, an axe, and lime.

Hmmm, axe to chop trees down for raft material, lube for sharpening the axe, rope to lash the raft together and the lime is to make bman your slave  :D


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Autumn1194 on November 16, 2012, 06:02:22 pm
i thought he meant axe body spray for some reason  :o


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Termin8or on November 16, 2012, 06:39:44 pm
i thought he meant axe body spray for some reason  :o

lol, I guess that would work too


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: the KR3AT3R on November 16, 2012, 08:33:22 pm
Scarface or Sunny (brother in the Godfather) style.


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Tiger on November 16, 2012, 09:17:36 pm
Peaceful death in your sleep?  I don't see why someone would pick something else unless they wanted more recognition


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Raiden on November 17, 2012, 12:11:20 am
thats how pansys die, i wanna die like a man, like having a heart attack from too much sex


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: MsTrixie13 on November 17, 2012, 12:21:51 am
Wow.... -_-  the person you slept with was your mother...


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Raiden on November 17, 2012, 12:25:01 am
my mom died


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: MsTrixie13 on November 17, 2012, 12:27:48 am
Oh crap. That back fired. :-[ i'm sorry


Title: Re: If you could pick how your going to die--how?
Post by: Autumn1194 on November 17, 2012, 12:29:19 am
o.o awkward