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This one time I didn't asked to be excused from the dinner table  >:(

because I'm a hardass! 8)

If u were such a hardass then u woulda posted this in the ASE so it would be modded  b)

One time, I didn't hang the towel back on the hook after I washed my hands  8)

Oh yeah  >:( well this one time I didn't smile for my school picture

one time, I drank from the juice container

that's weak! I made a funny face at a dog once   >:(

oh yeah, that's real strong  b) one time, I didn't say please when I asked for someone to pass the potatoes

I trump you both!

One time I burped and didn't say excuse me. 

Wow Kreater that's just too much -_- tone it down a little please...






JK THAT WAS LAME!! I went 2 miles per hour over the speed limit once! CAUSE IDGAF, I live life in the fast lane  8)

One time, this morning, I woke up one minute before my alarm went off....cause yeah, I'm just all about that.

Well, once I went to a buffet and paid the breakfast price at 10am and at 10:30 they served lunch (which costed almost double) and I stayed to eat that too!  

CAUSE IM A B.A.M.F.!!!!!

DING DING ***WINNER***

That's pretty good  :'(

well, one time, I walked out of home depot with a couple bags of screws in my buggy without realizing it and I didn't return them to the store!

Who the eff says buggy  :o








Hardasses that's who!

I stole that one from LT's thread LOL

ok, here's mine.....

One time, I drank from a water fountain. Seriously, like a public one. Top that ****!

I **** in porta pottys...for breakfast! 8)

I take the tags off mattresses....u know the ones that say DO NOT REMOVE

oh yeah, Well I spammed a forum for a full month and didn't even get into trouble  >:(

I used the last piece of ice...and left the empty tray in the freezer.

<------ BADASS! 8)

oh yeah well i'm so badass that my fridge makes ice for me! SUCK ON THAT

WOW, but my fridge does that too :/

mine even brings me water

I go on escalators with my shoes untied 

I sleep with the fan on... IN JANUARY

I have been in a crosswalk AFTER THE TIMER WAS DONE COUNTING DOWN

Sometimes I sleep without a night light  8) only sometimes though  :-[

If somebody is taking a shower, I like to do laundry and flush the toilet

I eat 3 disney gummy vitamins when the daily amount to take is 2

I loiter in front of gas stations  >:(

I don't string my string cheese

Oh yeah  >:( well i pull out my phone during and class and act like i'm texting so everyone will think i have friends

I have wore a bandana before and I'm not even in a gang, and I went out in public with it on and looked right into the eyes of a black guy and he looked away first

sometimes I lie and say I caught the game winning touchdown when In reality it was an interception for the other team b)

I measured up with a black guy and I'm white

I fill the laundry detergent past MAX line

I try stuff on in changing rooms and if I don't like what I tried on I will just leave it on the floor and leave

I use the edge of countertops to open beer bottles

I will buy cereal just for the toy and not eat the cereal

sometimes I don't wash my hands after going the bathroom because i don't pee on myself

I like to hit the garage door close /open button and run out the garage and jump over the sensor before it crushes me to death

I paid $50 dollars in coins at a packed grocery store once...and they weren't rolled up.

I caughed all over my favorite spinache & artichoke dip at a catered party once so nobody would eat any.

I rolled up the windows and locked them then turned on the heater in the middle of the summer with people in the car after letting go a silent but deadly bomb. 

<------ Rebel

I used the same cutting board for vegetables and raw meat before

I went to a public swimming pool with no flip flops

U know how they have like 'don't feed the pigeons' signs, well I fed the pigeons

I masterbate with the window open

U know how they write 'this end up' on shipping crates, well put that end down

I don't put my name in my underwear

U know how they have those big garbage bins at house building sites and signs that say 'no dumping' well I had a dump there

i ENTER without knocking

I don't use a coaster

I wear sweaters with shorts

I use permanent markers on whiteboards

I put my right blinker on when turning left. http://

I say signal light, not blinker

I eat cereal with no milk

I have came to a stop sign and didn't come to a complete stop before going again I also have been at a stop sign with somebody in front of me and somebody wanting to go the other way at the other stop sign and watched them keep staring at each other without anybody doing anything and I yelled out my window " WHAT YOU NEED A PERMISSION LETTER FROM YOUR MOTHER!"

just so you guys know, I'm LMAO at these eh  :D :D

I have gone pee and thought I was finished but when it was back in my pants a few more drops came out and made a bout a half dollar size wet spot on my jeans, I used a hair dryer to dry it off and and then I sprayed cologne on it

after I pound a pop I squeeze crush it with one hand

I type LOL and LMAO but I don't laugh in real life

I pour coke in my cup at restaurants but punch the "tea" tab on the lid

I open cerial boxes from the bottom lid

I spell cereal with an i

I take a huge bite out kit kat bars and don't break them apart into pieces

I put my mouth on the nozzle of soda machines for a drink at convenient stores.

I wait until I get my total until I fill out EVERYTHING on a check, jk who uses checks still

I "accidentally" trip into sexy women for cheap breast feels.  :P

I tell girls that I was married but my wife died in a car crash to get some sympathy sex

I open my sodas with a twist can opener instead of using the little pop tab.

I pour my beverage into ice trays and freeze beverage cubes instead of ice cubes. I have an assortment in my freezer right now.

I like to invite people to dinner and then say I have to go out to the restroom but I run away instead and leave them with the bill.

I touched a cat before even though I'm allergic to them

One time, I wore a ballcap backwards

When I make Kraft Dinner I don't measure the margarine precisely...I just estimate

I roll through the hood with my windows rolled down.

I play the wii without the strap on

I still use internet explorer

I blow out my birthday candles WITHOUT MAKING A WISH

you do that too?!?! I thought I was the only one  :D

I vacuum seal karma and smuggle it across the Mx Am border-with out an ID. Then freely distribute it 2 ya all.

I butter my toast with a fork.  8)

I crack my knuckles when I wear rings

I pee in the shower

sometimes I will take the little straws out of drinks at the bars and drink it right out of the glass

I have gotten really mad before and answered the phone without saying hello first

I masterbate in the dark with a glow in the dark condom on while humming the starwars beginning chorus

I can crush ice cubes with my teeth and when I get a brain freeze I don't make no wimpy little face or let anybody know that i just had a brain freeze

when I make blanket forts everybody knows not to mess with that neighborhood

when I have to go pee real bad I just bang my head against the wall until I get dehydrated and then i don't have to pee anymore

I can post a bunch of post in a row without anybody breaking up my chain because they know i'm in an online gang and they are scared

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When the news anchor says not to change the channel while they go to commercial break I change the channel.

When I see places with a 'no shirt no shoes no service' sign...I put on a shirt and shoes and don't go in cause **** them

I run around at pools where the sign tells you no runnning.  That sign can kiss my ass

I eat chicken nuggets without dipping them in sauce sometimes

Nobody would dare read MY diary

i step above the dont step above this line on ladders.

I rock the boat

I lay on my bed on my stomach when I play moh

l ol I tried that a couple of times XD

I really don't do that lol but that's a famous line from WU  :D that's how Ress plays lol

Hahaha!  I remember that. It was 100terds I believe. :D

oh ok lol, maybe I read it once when Ress was making fun of him  :D :D

I eat bread crust...I never cut it off

I'm not scared to swim with dolphins

I once went to a zoo and stood face to face with a lion, but it was so scared of me they put plexiglass between us

LMAO

I scare the **** out of Chuck Norris.  Yeah, he knows whats up.

I'm rougher and tougher than no name toilet paper

I burn ants and pretend i'm god

I put glass in the "plastic" recycle bin. And what?!

All I have to do is touch this smiley and he gets mad  >:(

I use soap in my hair and shampoo on my body.

I ate my cereal with a fork this morning just so I could post that in this thread

Im sick as fook right now and I'm not taking medicine. Take that, virus!

I stir my coffee with my finger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmygQr_hBLM

I liked that movie

I thought it was pretty alright until the last few minutes with the buses.... I just couldn't watch it after that.  :-\

I look directly at the sun

I'm so badass I make Danny trejo look like a ****

I plank in public and people take pics and they get posted on Internet forums

I'm so bad I pissed in my own corn flakes this morning

Autumn is so Bad Micheal Jackson bleached himself to be more like her :-\

Hahahahahahahahahahah

I 1v1 to all that say I lag

I ate the last peanut butter ball and I didn't even feel bad

I don't recycle
I don't read the terms of service
I lied about my age to make a MySpace
I torrent
I don't say excuse me
I laughed at the end of Toy Story 3

You laughed  >:( gtfo

I told my dog I would get her a bone, and after she ran over to the bones excitedly, I walked upstairs.

???

that's not being a badass that's being an asshole  >:(

Lmao

I'm just going to start calling Ps358 'old mother Hubbard'

May as well change the filter to it. :P

Is ur dog named Rover?

Does she like to play fetch?

I siphon gas with my pecker

I punch retards

jk that's messed up

I headbutt midgets with my pecker

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch poor Rover a bone, when she bent over, Rover drove her and then she had a bone of her own

Hey, what's this thread about. I'm too lazy to read any pages but this one.

its about being sarcastic tough or crazy especially on stuff that isn't dangerous, well thats what i have been going off, who knows maybe I'm way off base

also its about rebelling against warnings

You mean like defying the wheel of fate?

Squire you're supposed to say "i'm so badass that I didn't even read the first page to figure out what this topic is about"

That would not convey the sheer apathy you cause in me.

that's not badass....

Maybe not, but you can't handle my badassness.

I'm so badass that I CAN handle your badassness

Maybe. I will ultimately be the judge of that.

You're funny Squire.