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Title: "OH NO I'M GOING TO money-shot"
Post by: Squire Grooktook on February 03, 2013, 11:13:08 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHnqdFio8RA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NawJbj3BVOo

"AND THAT'S A WHOLE LOT FIRMER THEN THE STURDIEST PIECE OF ****"

"This is the first thing I watched today and I already feel like I've had enough internet for the night."

Now if you excuse me, I have to go do manly and awesome things to wash that imagery out of my brain.


Title: Re: "OH NO I'M GOING TO money-shot"
Post by: Handass on February 03, 2013, 11:37:46 pm
I will watch each of these just because I know the exact doujin featured in the first one from the preview image.


Title: Re: "OH NO I'M GOING TO money-shot"
Post by: Handass on February 04, 2013, 12:01:39 am
That was not what I was expecting and I am entirely disappointed. I was hoping for someone to finally make fun of all the ridiculousness of what the characters say in doujins. Its funny as hell. We have threads on /a/ all the time(and yes, its kept SFW by just posting the text bubbles). IIRC the doujin featured in the first one has the MC taking the "horns" off the cowgirl(like cat ears, but cow antlers/horns/whatever they are) and exclaiming something like "IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A GIRL." Then putting them on again and saying it looks like a cow again. Then he decides to take them off again and fu(http://)ck her brains out. And yes, he impregnates her and a hybrid baby is born. I probably should feel worse about knowing that off the top of my head as well as I do.

You should send those guys a message to find one of the onahole discussion threads on /jp/. If you don't know what an onahole is, its a fake vagoo or pooper. Yes they exist. Why are you doubting Japan's fu(http://)cked-up-edness? They are completely srsbsns discussions of the onaholes.


Title: Re: "OH NO I'M GOING TO money-shot"
Post by: Squire Grooktook on February 04, 2013, 12:52:06 am
I already knew about "looks just like a real girl!" from the comments on the video.

GOOD STUFF.

What you say reminds me of my friend a few weeks back getting sent the script to a really bad wrestling themed hentai, which opens with this exchange

*all caps* "I AM HERE TO TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY"
"OH NO"

Also no need to be disappoint, this is entirely consistent with their modus operandi. Retsupurae is an account which basically comments over bad Youtube videos in the style of Mystery Science Theater 3000.


Title: Re: "OH NO I'M GOING TO money-shot"
Post by: Handass on February 04, 2013, 11:44:05 am
I already knew about "looks just like a real girl!" from the comments on the video.

GOOD STUFF.

What you say reminds me of my friend a few weeks back getting sent the script to a really bad wrestling themed hentai, which opens with this exchange

*all caps* "I AM HERE TO TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY"
"OH NO"

Also no need to be disappoint, this is entirely consistent with their modus operandi. Retsupurae is an account which basically comments over bad Youtube videos in the style of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Why does that sound like such a bad TL of Pisu Hame? I really should feel worse about remembering that series. But I guess at least I don't read the pomf series.


Title: Re: "OH NO I'M GOING TO money-shot"
Post by: Handass on February 05, 2013, 04:39:38 pm
They should be talking about how disgusting /d/ level **** like this is:

(http://i.imgur.com/4Isjlr4.jpg)

I just threw up everywhere even thinking about it. Japan is a twisted **** place


Title: Re: "OH NO I'M GOING TO money-shot"
Post by: Squire Grooktook on February 05, 2013, 06:31:48 pm
Yeah but that's /d/, these guys focus on Youtube.

Also are you being sarcastic, or is there something really really perverse about that picture if I stop to think about it?


Title: Re: "OH NO I'M GOING TO money-shot"
Post by: Handass on February 07, 2013, 10:24:31 am
Yeah but that's /d/, these guys focus on Youtube.

Also are you being sarcastic, or is there something really really perverse about that picture if I stop to think about it?

Holding hands is the /d/-est of /d/-level ****. How are you not vomitting everywhere right now? There are some sick humps trying to bring that **** on /a/ and everyone wants them burned at the stake.


Title: Re: "OH NO I'M GOING TO money-shot"
Post by: Squire Grooktook on February 07, 2013, 06:24:03 pm
I'm confused...


Title: Re: "OH NO I'M GOING TO money-shot"
Post by: Termin8or on February 07, 2013, 06:25:08 pm
I'm confused...

I thought you guys spoke the same language  :-\


Title: Re: "OH NO I'M GOING TO money-shot"
Post by: Turboweasle on February 07, 2013, 06:33:51 pm
Handy's culturally a gamer, Squire's an actual gamer.