NDS' Top 5 MoH Players of All Time

[NDS IS POPPIN]

THIS IS STRICTLY FOR MY N.I.G.G.A.Z. WHO I THOUGHT WERE GOOD AT MOH

I've been checking the MoH board and nothing has been going on. So here's a thread I'm posting because I want it to become huge. Why? I want to hear the flames, arguments, and debates as to where certain players were placed on my list. I want to hear how some people don't even deserve being on this list (which will be hilarious considering the list is nothing more than my opinion). Yes, this list reflects my honest opinion as to who I thought was the best of the best. However, considering I made the thread in about 2 minutes, expect potential changes/edits although I'm certain that my top 3 will remain static.

As we all know, MoH had truly died during the first quarter of last year (2009, in case a mothafucka reading this in 2013). The clans that mattered had moved on to playing other Wii games, while players, like myself, simply abandoned the Wii altogether for other consoles, such as the Xbox 360. Even after this migration, a handful of veterans still played MoH and they could obviously tell the game wasn't the same anymore; the number of online players dropped in average. There was almost no challenge anymore considering the absence of countless great players (which also means that just because you're not on my top 5 list doesn't mean I don't consider you great). The only challenge for them was finding a different game to play.

Considering the huge amount of time that has passed after the death of MoH's true competition scene, I've decided to create a list. As a former tester of F5, I decided who was allowed to be in the clan and I had a strong eye as to what was considered a good player and whatnot. Using that same criteria, and personal experience while playing against these guys, here is my list of mothafuckas who just stuck out to me. Even with the major differences in opinion, these are the five guys who deserve to be on everyone's lists because they are honestly the best of the best.

* Things to make clear before reading:

• Yes, this list is in a particular order
• All of these guys are people who were great with multiple weapons. I'm not wasting my time with "best (gun here) user" male cattle dung. With that being said, don't assume I think that these guys could use all weapons better than anyone else; MessakiN would murder all of these guys in a shotgun battle, even if all these guys were beasts with the shotgun too. (for example).

5. F5Wonka



          4. Tyson



                    3. SoL Ocelot Z



                              2. Biochicken



                                        1. HaggertyLaX

If this thread is 'successful' I'll add individual descriptions as to why I think these guys are the best. In the mean time, discuss. Flame. Troll. Spam. Do whatever. Post your own top 5 if you'd like. And remember as I said, "just because you're not on my top 5 list doesn't mean I don't consider a lot of you great."

[the KR3AT3R]

I AM GREAT YOU AM NOT GRAAT LOL


AND ****

[the KR3AT3R]

Nah, srsyl, I played Occie off that list and he was good stuff.


1. JK7
2. DREAMR
3. Agas
4. Chizzle
5. I've got a few so ill post which one I thinks deserves it over the others.

[Laughing Turd]

your opinions are wrong and IRS.

[Laughing Turd]

I THOT I WAS GONNA BE IN THAT LIST FOR BEST DECOY BAH YOU KSIPPED ME MOTHAFUKKA

NOW I GOTTA COMPENSATE FOR FOR THE AMOUNT OF PRIDE TAHT I JUS **** OUT

YOU MUST NOT HEARD O ME THATS WHY

i DESERVE TO BE AT THE TOP OF THAT LIST DEAH YEAH, NUMBER 5 **** AND **** ITS NOT FAIR

[the KR3AT3R]

ROFL!! WTF MAN. 

So 5 is a 3-way tie...It was too hard to decide.   

Grimjow/Rottweiler/Nog81

[MEX]

FIJCK U MOTHAFUCKA I SHOULD BEE NUMBA WAND IN DAT BIATCH!! AND ****!!

[NDS IS POPPIN]

I hope a lotta mothafuckas don't avoid posting here just because they didn't get mentioned. 

[Laughing Turd]

In all honesty by the time I came around all the guys you listed were long gone. I'd rather not make a list myself for fear of making a fool of myself (yeah its ironic considering what I do here, **** off) but the best I've played would include Bantha, Maddog and Tigerfear. Those always stick out in my head.

[MEX]

WHAT ABOOT MEEEE?! FIJCK U TOO MOTHAFUCKAAA AND ****!!!

[the KR3AT3R]

Turd's shotty would be in my top 5.

[Flawless]

WHAT?! this is male cattle dung i should be in the top 5 EASILY I'M THE BEST PLAYER to ever touch a wiimote. My Zooka topped everyones!!11! and my grenades! OMG dont even get me started on that!! 

[Turboweasle]

5. F5Wonka

Without a doubt.  I remember the first time I played him was in a scrimmage with F5.  He completely destroyed everyone who came within one hundred feet of him.  Unreal.

4. Tyson

Wish I could have played him more.  The only memory I have of playing him was in a Sewers DM I made near the end of MoH's competitive life.  Even though he hadn't played in weeks, he came in third or second with a Garand or some ish like that.  Was very impressive.

3. SoL Ocelot Z

Occie <3

My first clan war was with SoL against CZ (Clan Zero for you newfags), in which Occie pulled our team.  I'm pretty sure he was the only one who went positive in any of the matches.  Huge respect for that MP40.  And who can forget MoH Ashely?

2. Biochicken

Probably the best sniper that ever played the game, no question.  He also had an incredible Thompson.

1. HaggertyLaX

My first and only memory of Haggs was when you, NDS, and he alted into SoL.  I was stupid enough to try you guys out 2 vs. 1...

Spent most of the match hiding because I knew that showing myself at all would mean death.



My personal top five:

5.  Bio
4.  Ingsmasha
3.  Barricade
2.  Wonka
1.  Agas-- #1 in our hearts, mirite?

[NDS IS POPPIN]

WHAT?! this is male cattle dung i should be in the top 5 EASILY I'M THE BEST PLAYER to ever touch a wiimote. My Zooka topped everyones!!11! and my grenades! OMG dont even get me started on that!! 

You were actually 6th but i decided to scrap the top 10 cause I couldn't think any further back LOL

[NDS IS POPPIN]

1. HaggertyLaX

My first and only memory of Haggs was when you, NDS, and he alted into SoL.  I was stupid enough to try you guys out 2 vs. 1...

Spent most of the match hiding because I knew that showing myself at all would mean death.

LMFAO good times eh?