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« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2012, 04:26:17 pm »

Oh yeah! I forgot about him, but I do love him!
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« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2012, 08:04:48 pm »

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!


I think that was Sam saying that from his hell
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« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2012, 10:11:29 pm »

The only woman I can consistently laugh at is Ellen Degeneres, and she's just a talk show host.

Sarah Silverman is at the top tier of women comedies but that's just because they are so shitty
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« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2012, 02:16:23 am »

George Carlin.

Dave Chappelle
Jerry Seinfeld
Ralphie May



RON WHITE!!!!



**** DANE COOK, **** GABRIEL ISLL<SFMKJSKSAJFGGG, AND **** JEFF DUNHAM.
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« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2012, 02:25:49 am »

Ron White is the shiet. 

Lewis Black is another hilarious dude.
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« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2012, 10:59:01 pm »

Alright, I'm about to watch George Carlin's stand-up, It's Bad For Ya, on Netflix. If it sucks I will do something horrible to both Paranoid and SBC.
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« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2012, 11:01:53 pm »

I **** whitney cummings, just because I said that her last name wasn't real
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« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2012, 11:06:15 pm »

Jeff Ross is a beast.
Meh, he's only good in roast, and that's only because Greg Geraldo is dead. Yes, I just said that.

I saw his stand-up he did for his home crowd in Jersey, was sub-par in my opinion.

Fun Irrelevant Fact: I've never met a person from New Jersey that I've actually liked. Nothing against the state, that's just the truth ha.
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« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2012, 11:18:19 pm »

MITCH HEDBERG

How did I forget about him


You'll either love George or hate him, Baw, he says some pretty controversial ish
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« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2012, 01:40:39 pm »

Controversial? Refresh my memory, please.

Whitney Cummings' stand up was pretty **** funny.

Ron white and the rest of the blue collar idiots suck.

Ralphie May sucks

I've never found Lewis black funny, only annoying as hell
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« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2012, 02:17:16 pm »

i dont think hes on netflix, but any love for mitch hedberg? in his time he did a bunch of cheesy oneliners that you feel dumb for laughing at but cant help it, like "i was gonna run by target the other day.... but i missed".
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« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2012, 06:27:18 pm »

That George Carlin stand-up, last before he died Undecided was hilarious. I wasn't expecting too much in the first five minutes because I was just thinking "Oh great an old guy cursing is the humor in this?". The bit about what people say when a person dies is hilarious. I also agree with a lot of what he says which makes it even more hilarious.
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« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2012, 09:01:48 pm »

Controversial? Refresh my memory, please.

Whitney Cummings' stand up was pretty ****ing funny.

Ron white and the rest of the blue collar idiots suck.

Ralphie May sucks

I've never found Lewis black funny, only annoying as hell

anti religion, anti politician, anti fat people, anti america, anti establishment, all while cursing on t.v.


Baw, I'm pretty sure you're talking about his HBO special, and if so my brother went to that one! i still have the picture laying around somewhere of him at the event, i was too young : ( you needed to be 18 i was 17 and 11 months no joke lol
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« Reply #28 on: June 07, 2012, 09:20:33 pm »

Watch Pablo nao!  Angry
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« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2012, 09:32:17 pm »

Watch Pablo nao!  Angry
I'll watch Pablo Fransisco's stand-up Bits and Pieces on Netflix. Better be good Angry
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