[HELP] can i be unbanned?

[OhioLawyer]

No I only hate midgets.

I'm a little worried about being misunderstood, you know? Which is why I also want to be extra clear about my feelings of hatred towards midgets.

The bible does in fact condemn midgetry. I believe it was Jesus or God, who said, and I quote "thou shall not midget thy self." Hey, you ever seen a midget in a suit? That is nasty. Nasty. I digress, man. The point is, every race and ethnic group has something unique to offer. For instance, midgets are good at being hated. Or take the gypsies. They good at being filthy, and lying and stealing things. Stole my hubcaps last week. You see what I mean?

Gypsies and midgets, man. Gypsies and midgets. And you know what's even worse then that, them plain midgets? Is those really tall midgets you see walking around.

People.  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yes. Yes indeed. Yes indeed. Without a doubt, I hate them. I hate them. And that's really - and that's really what I'm trying to say here.

[Cadillak]

lol, where's that from?

and btw, the gypsy chick from The Hunchback of Notre Dame is by far the sexiest Disney chick...

[OhioLawyer]

That is from a little known segment of Weekend Update with Colin Quinn where Tracy Morgan played Reggie White explaining the racist comments he made in a speech.

I love the end of it and rarely get to use it. So thanks for setting it up for me. 

[Cadillak]

no problem. 

now, back to the important matter of which Disney hoes are the hottest...

I'd say the little mermaid is a close second.

your thoughts?

[OhioLawyer]

I'll go Wihelmina from Atlantis

[Cadillak]

I'll go Wihelmina from Atlantis

lol

hows aboot Jessica Rabbit? was that Disney?

[PILLOW OWNS YOU]

this topic went places. i knew i could count on yall when i needed a whack at 6:30 in the mornin

[Cadillak]