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Cunning Linguist
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« on: November 01, 2009, 03:48:47 pm » |
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10:00 - Sammy Davis Jr mask and 2 hits of the blue aliens. Check 11:00 - Pay 4.25 a beer in the casino nightclub. Check 12:00 - Lose ridiculous amount of money getting "free drinks" on the casino floor. Check 1:00 - Get smashed on the bottle in the car. Check 2:00 - Get caught smoking a joint by a security guard watching the cameras. Check 3:00 - Dead phone and no way to call your boy you went with but can't find. Fucck 4:00 - Eat 3 10mg LT's and walk home, 25 miles away. Check 7:00 - Burger King sausage biscuit around the halfway point that gives you hiccups like a mothafucka. Check 8:00 - Memory quits functioning and a blackout ensues. Checkmate 3:00 - Wake up safe in your bed, clueless about the 2nd half of your trip. Thanks 4:00 - Try to figure out what the strange orange sauce crusted on your face is. Check
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the KR3AT3R
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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2009, 04:01:12 pm » |
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Rofl! Please tell me that was a vegas trip. 
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Paranoid71
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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2009, 04:39:38 pm » |
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LMAO. You should have gotten the security tapes for us. 
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 Um, staunch evolutionist scientists will tell you there is no scientific evidence that evolution exists.
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Cadillak
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« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2009, 08:43:18 am » |
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the orange stuff is most likely vommit cuz you ate tabs after drinking, lol 
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Cunning Linguist
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« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2009, 10:16:14 am » |
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That's what I would have thought too but it wasn't anywhere else on me or my clothes. Just a patch stuck in one of my eyebrows and on my forehead. BTW, I got a new DTD strategy to try out on you, I need to tweak it some but it's freakin sexy 
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« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2009, 10:17:28 am » |
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lol, backsplash or projectile into the wind then 
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Cadillak
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« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2009, 10:25:49 am » |
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did you talk to your lost friend yet? any info from them?
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Cunning Linguist
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« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2009, 11:01:42 am » |
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Yea they ended up kicking him out around daybreak but he's made of money so he just called a cab 
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« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2009, 01:54:10 pm » |
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the orange stuff is most likely vommit cuz you ate tabs after drinking, lol 
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how the hell is kechua? IT DONT MATTER IF YOU fruity OR STRAIGHT CUZ IN THE END IM THE FLYEST GANGSTA I am Turboweasle, and you're my problem.
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