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« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2009, 05:23:42 pm »

So I was parked in my car listening to music when this mini van pulled up and parked near me. It had 20" chrome wheels and looked really freaking slick actually. Then out comes the driver. It happened to be soccer mom probably in her early 30s. Let me tell you guys, this was the hottest mom you have ever seen. Nice thick blond hair, porcelain skin and legs from here to Kansas. I was in awe as she walked by. I didnt know what I liked most about her. I'm serious she was a very beautiful human being!!! Like whoa dude!! Whoa!! I was probably so impressed by her because she was hot and still drove a slick ride (yes it was a minivan and yes it was slick). I like a girl that knows how to automobile, especially if she can drive standard transmission. Oh boy!!!! *Spins propeller hat*
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