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laughing turd
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« Reply #60 on: November 23, 2009, 07:11:27 am »

I really need to wear underwear more frequently. =/ They are not as liberating though. What do you think?
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« Reply #61 on: November 23, 2009, 04:35:45 pm »

I saw IBU.  If there's such a thing as love at first site then I was in mad love.  He had long, golden locks that fell down his shoulders, a slender figure, tan skin, and the most innocent face there could ever be.

By luck, he sat down only a few seats from me.  As the movie went on, we both got closer and eventually I gave him AIDS.
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« Reply #62 on: November 23, 2009, 04:56:23 pm »

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« Reply #63 on: November 24, 2009, 01:51:40 pm »

On christmas day in the early fifties, Batman was chasing The Joker through the streets of Gotham. It was reported that Batman had been up all night partying, and he hadn't had a chance to shower, so he smelled. Robin had, unfortunately, come down with a bad case of constipation, so he was unable to aid Batman on that night.

“It was like laying an egg!”

    ~ Robin

The Batmobile, while rounding a corner, lost its wheel, causing Batman to veer out of control and hit an elderly woman. The woman survived with minor injuries but filed suit with Batman claiming it was "reckless driving". Batman won the case against him, but reported dissatisfaction with the fact that The Joker got away.

This incident has since been immortalized in song, further suggesting that at some later point, the Joker somehow learned the identity of Batman's alter-ego and snuck into his house. There, while Batman was otherwise occupied in the kitchen and Robin was busy in the hallways, The Joker took the opportunity to sneak into Batman's bathroom and urinate all over the wall.
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« Reply #64 on: November 24, 2009, 01:54:55 pm »

I've collected all of the pubes I've ever trimmed and made you a pillow out of them, turd. I hope you like themm. <3
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« Reply #65 on: November 24, 2009, 02:11:30 pm »

Is it soft this time?
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« Reply #66 on: November 24, 2009, 02:16:04 pm »

The last one was from Don King! Shocked
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« Reply #67 on: November 24, 2009, 05:25:38 pm »

some kid at school today had a pube on his neck. a neck-pube. we told him to pull it out but it was rooted in pretty far so we could do nothing but stare at it for the rest of the day.
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