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« on: April 07, 2010, 06:41:55 pm » |
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Could Bruce lee kick anyones ass? I mean the dude was like the epitome of human physical perfection (like Batman). He was a pretty smart guy too (like Batman) and was capable of incredible feats of physical strength (like Batman). According to Wikipedia:
# Lee's striking speed from three feet with his hands down by his side reached five hundredths of a second.[86] # Lee could take in one arm a 75 lb barbell from a standing position with the barbell held flush against his chest and slowly stick his arms out locking them, holding the barbell there for 20 seconds.[87] # Lee's combat movements were at times too fast to be captured on film for clear slow motion replay using the traditional 24 frames per second of that era, so many scenes were shot in 32 frames per second for better clarity.[88][89][90] # In a speed demonstration, Lee could snatch a dime off a person's open palm before they could close it, and leave a penny behind.[91] # Lee would hold an elevated v-sit position for 30 minutes or longer.[83] # Lee could throw grains of rice up into the air and then catch them in mid-flight using chopsticks.[92] # Lee could thrust his fingers through unopened cans of Coca-Cola. (This was when soft drinks cans were made of steel much thicker than today's aluminum cans).[90] # Lee performed one-hand push-ups using only the thumb and index finger.[84][92][93] # Lee performed 50 reps of one-arm chin-ups.[94] # Lee could break wooden boards 6 inches (15 cm) thick.[95] # Lee could cause a 200-lb (90.72 kg) bag to fly towards and thump the ceiling with a sidekick.[84] # Lee performed a sidekick while training with James Coburn and broke a 150 lb (68 kg) punching bag.[83][96] # In a move that has been dubbed "Dragon Flag", Lee could perform leg lifts with only his shoulder blades resting on the edge of a bench and suspend his legs and torso horizontal midair.
So, even though there are way larger people in the world like bodybuilders and stuff, I think that Bruce Lee still would have been able to kick anyones ass! (maybe hes Batman).
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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2010, 06:42:33 pm » |
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Oh, he even kicked the legendary Chuck Norris' ass! 
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2010, 07:06:44 pm » |
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hes asian....therefore it was all an illusion using some asian superhuman robot machine thing
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2010, 07:12:22 pm » |
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Damn those **** Asians!! They tricked me again with their super human intellect.
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2010, 07:12:44 pm » |
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ROFL at 91. 
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2010, 07:24:56 pm » |
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ROFL at 91.  Yeah that one made me laugh too. Im surprised that mother humper was not known for petty theft! Seriously, as impressive as all the human physical feats are, you have to admit, humans are freaking weak! Not even the strongest man in the word could kick a bears ass. yeah yeah yeah, we have a big brain and that puts us at the top of the food chain, i know. Im just talking about the physical aspect of the human body. We are weak as fudge. Especially Ress, hes a squeek Ive seen his picture. 
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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2010, 07:36:41 pm » |
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Humans may have the biggest brains (I think Dolphin's are bigger though) but proportionately, Walruses still have the biggest........... penors 
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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2010, 07:39:32 pm » |
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LOL!!
EEEEEEEEEEWWWW Banthat why would you even know that?!!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2010, 08:01:08 pm » |
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I think saying humans are "weak" is pretty stupid. Compared to bears, lions, tigers, etc. we are. but when comparing us to the majority of animals, we're not only more intelligent, but a lot stronger as well. And we have bigger dorks. 
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« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2010, 08:20:22 pm » |
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Even compared to the smaller animals we are proportionally weak. We cant run as fast as dogs, jump as high or be as agile as cats, hold our breath as long as dolphins or turtles, climb, swing or even lift weight like an ape...well we just have nothing. Physically we are weak.
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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2010, 08:23:04 pm » |
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Which brings up the question, would you reduce your brain size and intelligence for a bigger dork?
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« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2010, 08:37:20 pm » |
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Even compared to the smaller animals we are proportionally weak. We cant run as fast as dogs, jump as high or be as agile as cats, hold our breath as long as dolphins or turtles, climb, swing or even lift weight like an ape...well we just have nothing. Physically we are weak.
LOL at proportionally. We may not be able to run as fast as dogs, but we are certainly stronger than them in most fields. They have 1, maybe 2 advantages over us (in terms of adaptations and characteristics). We are stronger, more intelligent, more sophisticated, more organized, etc. etc. We have nothing? We are the most intelligent species on Earth, period. Not only that, we are very well rounded physically. You only brought up the extreme cases; strength of an ape, breath of a dolphin, etc. The unfortunate thing for them is that they have a few strong characteristics, but nothing else to speak of. We are the creme de la creme of just about everything; we're more intelligent, strong, fast, and fit than almost all animals out there. I really don't understand why you're arguing that humans are physically inadequate. Even without our above-average intelligence, we'd be one of the top species in the food chain.
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« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2010, 09:06:47 pm » |
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EVOLUTION! The reason we don't have the strength is because we don't need it anymore. We learned to make tools which make tasks easier. We lost our speed because we don't have to run after our food anymore, created weapons so we don't run away from the animal that's trying to make food out of us. We learned to think and reason and so our brains got bigger. We used our brains more and needed less bronze. Laerned to have sex for recreation and pleasure so.....oops! Why did that one shrink then? It should have gotten bigger with more frequent use 
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« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2010, 09:27:09 pm » |
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omg dude you are a **** obstinate child! look at my goddamn post. anything that has to do with inteligence is not part of the argument. Yes, I **** KNOW WE ARE THE CREME OF THE CROP. I SAID IT MYSELF! "WE ARE AT THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN." I **** KNOW AND IM NOT ARGUING AGAINST THAT! PHYSICALLY YES WE ARE FAR INFERIOR THAN WILD ANIMALS. THAT IS SCIENTIFIC FACT. WE DONT HAVE TO LIVE IN WATER SO WE DONT HOLD OUR BREATH A LONG TIME. WE DONT LIVE IN TREES SO WE DONT NEED HUGE ASS MUSCLES...BLAH BLAH BLAH... YES THEY DO ONLY HAVE "ONE OR TWO ADVANTAGES OVER US" AND THEY ARE ALL PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES! PHYSICAL!!!! THATS WHAT IM POINTING OUT. YES, PHYSICALLY WE ARE INHERENTLY WEAK.
OMG ARE YOU A DUMB ASS? WE ARE NOTHING WITHOUT OUR BRAIN. A **** DOG CAN KILL US EASILY. A REGULAR DOG. Dude I dont know what the hell you are talking about. If we had no brain we wouldnt stand a chance in the physical and instinctual world of animals.
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« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2010, 10:25:38 pm » |
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 I didn't know you took things so personally. I still don't see why you insult me. I've never done the same to you. Shows how immature and insecure you are. Saying "without our brain" is pretty pointless, seeing as every mammal on this earth has a brain. Of course without a brain we couldn't beat a dog; we couldn't blink a humping eye without a brain. Is that difficult to understand? It really shouldn't be, haha. I've already brought up points as to the physically weak part. Feel free to re-read them. Also, feel free to stop insulting me; you're simply making yourself look like more of a dumbass than me. But whatever floats your boat.
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