LOL badass! I think I'm going to have to do a better job of reading all the topics here.
I would first like to nominate someone who I believe is terribly underrated in the funny department and really deserves recognition for being creative in his writing. He does not post all the time but when he does, he makes it a funny one.
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I nominate IronMaiden for making simple, inoffensive posts that are at least charming or at best totally laugh out loud hilarious.
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Laughing Turds January vote:
IronMaiden.