I don't know if any or all of you already knew about this but I haven't seen anyone talking about it so I'll share the love...

Did you know that when you are at the computer screen and you are sitting down in the chair, that you can get up out of that chair?
If you look down you will see that your hands are probably on the keyboard and the mouse. Start shaking your co
ck and balls rapidly back and forth. Your guy will break out of the straps and will get up out of your pants.
If you walk around behind the chair you will see your computer. Type in HELP on the computer and it will bring up different entries that you can type in. You will see emails from some of the dead presidents that are pretty cool...
Fap to them.
