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« on: May 02, 2011, 09:43:14 pm » |
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This is what I wrote on my Face-book this morning about Osama...
1st, I hope everyone reads this and understands were I am coming from.
This should be a good day for America. A day of justice for all Americans and finally for the families of those directly affected by 9-11-01. I was excited last night about the news of Osama Bin Laden's death last night. My mother and I talked about it last night and this morning. We looked up what we could on the Internet. I said to her last night, "At least he was killed on Obama's term!" I also said to her that they better not "F" this up now, only to wake up today to find and I truly feel they did. How? They freaking buried him at sea!!!! Come on, how dumb can you be!!!! And to those who say to me that they say they have a 99.9 DNA proof...COME ON!!!!! We are talking about half-crazy religious groups of people with influence and political agendas. Yes, I'm talking about all those Muslim terrorists groups around the world but I am talking about the tea-baggers and others over here in America as well. I mean really Obama, you didn't learn yet with these nut-jobs "Birthers" with the "The where is your birth certificate Obama?" chants.
There is a saying that says. "The proof is in the pudding" and with Osama supposedly sinking to the bottom of the ocean, we just lost the pudding people. Think back to the death of Hussein not that long ago. I still have the pic of him dead on the front of the "New York Post". Look at our short history in America, look at any old western books or the Internet for any of the gangsters that were killed. You will find pics of them, full of bullet holes in a casket or in bullet ridden cars. From Jessie James to Bonnie and Clyde. Do you realize that if a person is on trial for a killing and they can't find the body, that person gets off. Did you know that if someone dies and you don't have a body the family doesn't get the insurance. So what the American government wants everyone in the world to believe is that they have a paper that says that it’s Osama's DNA, COME ON!!!! This is gonna hurt Obama with the Republicans, and this is gonna make groups like Al Qaeda say he isn't dead. By doing this is only going to give cause to naysayers and to bring doubt to a lot of people.
Now, I don't think the Military, the CIA, or the American Government is stupid, but they do seem to shoot themselves in the foot all the time. My mother and I were talking about why would they do this and came up with some conspiracy theories of why they told the public this.
1) To get the body safely out of Pakistan still 2) To hide the fact that it wasn't the real Osama (like a copy cat) 3) Because they still have the body but don't want the public to know where the body is 4) Because they didn't kill him, they have him alive and gonna torture him for information
Now this is what we came up with and I'm sure I am not the only one that will come up with these kinds of conspiracies. I do want to say that even though I wrote these down that doesn't mean I believe that is what has happened. What I am saying is that I like every American felt hurt for Americans and hateful towards those terrorists that did the 9/11 events. I wanted justice and even vengeance at Osama for being the so-called leader of these terrorists. I am a comedian and I have heard and made many jokes over the years about finding him and where he was at. I told everyone since they found Hussein in a spider-hole that Osama wasn't in no cave and that he is in a house with electricity (he was on dialysis for "F" sake). I truly hope he is caught and/or dead. I just wished the Government handled this better and would've showed the body for all to see.
This part is what I think of now...
Ok, so they wanted to be PC about the Islam burial rights. Well, 1st after the billions we Americans have spent, all of our dead in the 9/11 event and in the wars these past 10 years we should get to see the actual footage of the fire fight and the after-math of Osama being shot. Also, in the interest of being PC we should show the world the actual footage of the Muslim ritual we did of cleansing the body and his body being dropped into the sea. I also want to see the person being said it is Osama clearly in the footage of both. No I don't have a sick fetish or want to see a dead body, but I do truly believe this will ultimately dismiss the rumor-ville across the world. It will give all Americans the acknowledgement and release of knowing this evil has been cleansed from the Earth. Also, it will show all Muslims that we Americans were kind enough to truly take there values into consideration and did do what there burial beliefs would have wanted. This would show everyone through out the world the proof on the accounts and also hopefully change some Muslims beliefs on how evil us Americans can be. Lets see what the government does now...
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the KR3AT3R
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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2011, 09:56:10 pm » |
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I made a conspiracy thread already! Now go copy pasta this in there! 
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2011, 10:00:10 am » |
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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2011, 02:55:06 am » |
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Was this for your English teacher? 
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thanks Tiger, now i can say **** without getting random asterisks.
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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2011, 10:04:13 am » |
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Osama's daughter, Al Queda and the US government all said he's dead. The gov has decided not to show pics for good reasons. Go watch another conspiracy movie.
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« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2011, 08:00:23 am » |
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Dead, but been dead for years. Was shown years ago in main stream news with all kinds of medical issues (pre 911) including being stick to a dialysis machine. Did you know that Bloomburg sued the federal reserve over bailout information, won, and some went to cnn, cbs, abc etc? Don't take my word for it or laugh at what I wrote, do the research. I don't get my news from paid of sources that regurgitate rueters and do no real independant investigative research or verification. (I also don't get it from people that cover unprovable conspiracys)
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« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2011, 10:46:32 am » |
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The amount of paranoia in this topic is astounding.
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"And I also told the students that, for the sake of humanity's future, I hoped they were all sterile." - Ignatius Reilly. Never mind what your daughter is taught in school; what she remembers is what she has learned from you. Anti-Noob Fortress of Veteraness Council Member ~Turboweasle~ I NEVER squeeze my jubblies, so that stuff wouldn't work for me.
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« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2011, 03:15:22 pm » |
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Dead, but been dead for years. Was shown years ago in main stream news with all kinds of medical issues (pre 911) including being stick to a dialysis machine. Did you know that Bloomburg sued the federal reserve over bailout information, won, and some went to cnn, cbs, abc etc? Don't take my word for it or laugh at what I wrote, do the research. I don't get my news from paid of sources that regurgitate rueters and do no real independant investigative research or verification. (I also don't get it from people that cover unprovable conspiracys)
8/10 Would read half of it again.
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