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« on: August 19, 2011, 01:59:18 pm »

I was playing squad rush and this dick was just sitting above our mcom on a hill shooting us as we tried to defuse it...

Me:  Did you get to 50 by being a camping piece of shit? Go Mnoply's weiner your mom.

Them:  noobie, do you know how to play? you have to protect a bomb!!!! learnt to play and then talk....

Me:  learnt to spell and then talk.

Them:  vale hija de puta, te va mejor asi?

Me:  Am I the best? (i think thats what he said..?) Not by a long shot, but I'm not a camping puta either.

Them:  Request to Add As a Friend:  hi, superbadbitch!!!

Them:  destroying the bomb with mortar attack...wow!!  what a tactic!!! fas molta pena, gossa...

Me:  (I didnt know what that meant so i just replied...and it was my teammate doing that, not me)  im not mortaring the objective, O-ring.  so where you camping at this round?

Them:  pero...tu quieres rollo?

there was a few messages after that, but i dont feel like messing with it anymore...basically him just telling me its not a DM and i need to learn how to play and then me telling him to quit camping like a bitch
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Name: SuperBadChick
Classification: Rogue
Primary Combat Style: Ranged
Secondary Combat Style: Stealth

Bio: The way SBC approaches combat may be seen by some to be cowardly or dishonorable, but in reality SBC deals strictly with what is practical.  After all, the best way to not be impaled by a broadsword is to be out of its reach entirely.

Instead of meeting her foes head-on, SBC prefers to use a bow and arrows to fell her enemies from a (safe) distance.  For those occasions lacking a sufficiently large battlefield, SBC uses her knowledge of the magic arts to cloak herself in shadow and flanks her targets, quietly slitting the throats of the men in the back of enemy lines with her silver dagger.  Should the situation become too hostile for a lightly armored warrior such as herself, she will flee from the battlefield and live to fight another day.  After all, a dead warrior is no use to anyone.



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