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« on: August 19, 2011, 01:37:33 am »

Here's a few love notes I've received on PSN, all from BC2

- SAIGA PŮSSY

Response - why, thank you, NOSCOPE PŮSSY

- nu uh. You use semi auto shotgun.

Response - at least I have to aim it and not push a button and rely on the game's aim assist to do the rest.

- yeah right man

Response - its cool. Keep thinking you're pro, I don't care.

- your no pro so sit the **** down and shut up

Response - I never claimed to be. Also, did you already forget who got asshurt and sent me hate mail? 

(I switched to engineer and outscored him FTW for the next 2 games without a response.) Cheesy

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- confused you didn't I?

Response - meh, I do that all the time. (He ran around a house and I tried knifing him but missed. Then he ran around again and hid in a closet until I passed him and he shot me in the back)

- want a cookie?

Response - yeah sure, what kind?

- plain XD

Response - what?! I can't have anything with sugar.

- nope

Response - im thinking you didn't want to give me one in the first place.

- ill give you one if I ever see you. Peace, I still hate shotgun rushers they can all die >:3

Response - well if I die tonight then im sure you'll be comforted that there's one less shotty user in a video game.

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(One night I spawned on a random teammate and saw an enemy. I shot when I saw him but didn't realize that my teammate was trying to knife him.)

- you piece of **** you stole my ****ing knife kill.

Response - wow, you talk tough to total strangers on an online video game. Im scurred.

- hey u lil **** I wish u could say that in person so I could show u how a real man handles business. U seem to act tough but I will put u back in ur place. All I ask is u quit being a lil **** and play using the common sense god gave you not like a dumbass.

response - wow, forgive me for shooting someone on a first person shooter, especially an enemy. =O
also, I don't "act" anything, and I certainly don't talk crap to teammates for helping the team out. I actually think you got butthurt cause you have a small peepee and feel inadequate , but that's my opinion.

- get a life, suck a **** and quit texting me. I have lil ****s like u to kill.

Cheesy



- **** you 4. How about giving me a ****ing chance? U 4 guys are some courd (notice how he spelled *coward* lol) ****s. Go and die in a car crash all of u. Retarded ****s

I forgot initial response.

- go **** yourself.

I think I responded by mentioning that I got his gold tags twice.

- u got them because I was pushed to sit and not get shot by 4 ****s at the same time. (June and SBC were there too and he called them ****s Cheesy ) in a full game you could forget those tags. East **** im angry.

Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2011, 12:29:52 pm »

I don't ever get hate mail.   Embarrassed
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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2011, 12:49:15 pm »

I have plenty from CoD, some people are funny.  Tongue
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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2011, 01:59:18 pm »

I was playing squad rush and this dick was just sitting above our mcom on a hill shooting us as we tried to defuse it...

Me:  Did you get to 50 by being a camping piece of shit? Go Mnoply's weiner your mom.

Them:  noobie, do you know how to play? you have to protect a bomb!!!! learnt to play and then talk....

Me:  learnt to spell and then talk.

Them:  vale hija de puta, te va mejor asi?

Me:  Am I the best? (i think thats what he said..?) Not by a long shot, but I'm not a camping puta either.

Them:  Request to Add As a Friend:  hi, superbadbitch!!!

Them:  destroying the bomb with mortar attack...wow!!  what a tactic!!! fas molta pena, gossa...

Me:  (I didnt know what that meant so i just replied...and it was my teammate doing that, not me)  im not mortaring the objective, O-ring.  so where you camping at this round?

Them:  pero...tu quieres rollo?

there was a few messages after that, but i dont feel like messing with it anymore...basically him just telling me its not a DM and i need to learn how to play and then me telling him to quit camping like a bitch
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Classification: Rogue
Primary Combat Style: Ranged
Secondary Combat Style: Stealth

Bio: The way SBC approaches combat may be seen by some to be cowardly or dishonorable, but in reality SBC deals strictly with what is practical.  After all, the best way to not be impaled by a broadsword is to be out of its reach entirely.

Instead of meeting her foes head-on, SBC prefers to use a bow and arrows to fell her enemies from a (safe) distance.  For those occasions lacking a sufficiently large battlefield, SBC uses her knowledge of the magic arts to cloak herself in shadow and flanks her targets, quietly slitting the throats of the men in the back of enemy lines with her silver dagger.  Should the situation become too hostile for a lightly armored warrior such as herself, she will flee from the battlefield and live to fight another day.  After all, a dead warrior is no use to anyone.

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« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2011, 02:03:07 pm »

a random one i found:

Me:  Learn how to use something else you piece of shit

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Classification: Rogue
Primary Combat Style: Ranged
Secondary Combat Style: Stealth

Bio: The way SBC approaches combat may be seen by some to be cowardly or dishonorable, but in reality SBC deals strictly with what is practical.  After all, the best way to not be impaled by a broadsword is to be out of its reach entirely.

Instead of meeting her foes head-on, SBC prefers to use a bow and arrows to fell her enemies from a (safe) distance.  For those occasions lacking a sufficiently large battlefield, SBC uses her knowledge of the magic arts to cloak herself in shadow and flanks her targets, quietly slitting the throats of the men in the back of enemy lines with her silver dagger.  Should the situation become too hostile for a lightly armored warrior such as herself, she will flee from the battlefield and live to fight another day.  After all, a dead warrior is no use to anyone.

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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2011, 02:10:07 pm »

I must have erased my sent box bc i have some from this guy Phentastic and I remember messaging him...anyways the title to the one i sent him was "**** u"...here are his responses...the only thing i keep doing is sending him a blank message titled "**** u"

Them:  are you a chick?

im sorry :(

SEND ME SUM PIXX BABEEE!!!!

Did you take the pix yet?  :ooo

whats your name?

mines sam...your turn :O

what is your ethnicity?

why wont you answer me D:

you dtf? lol

DTF??

wait b4 i say anything else...how old are you?

im 17...you?

how old...?

thats all...lol  what a loser 
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Classification: Rogue
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Secondary Combat Style: Stealth

Bio: The way SBC approaches combat may be seen by some to be cowardly or dishonorable, but in reality SBC deals strictly with what is practical.  After all, the best way to not be impaled by a broadsword is to be out of its reach entirely.

Instead of meeting her foes head-on, SBC prefers to use a bow and arrows to fell her enemies from a (safe) distance.  For those occasions lacking a sufficiently large battlefield, SBC uses her knowledge of the magic arts to cloak herself in shadow and flanks her targets, quietly slitting the throats of the men in the back of enemy lines with her silver dagger.  Should the situation become too hostile for a lightly armored warrior such as herself, she will flee from the battlefield and live to fight another day.  After all, a dead warrior is no use to anyone.

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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2011, 04:21:57 pm »

LOL at all the inbox posts so far.

I got this one the other night after shooting this guys chopper down three times in a row with the tracer dart + RPG combo.

- nice hax

Learn2play you phuking noob. I guess since the RPG followed his chopper after making evasive maneuvers he thought I was hacking. He was a level 30 something too which is even funnier. Wink
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2011, 05:58:50 pm »

man, i wish I could pull up this long hatemail string I had a while back.

the dude was calling me a noob cuz i was using a recon kit with a tommy and C4. lolwtf?  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2011, 07:14:38 pm »

I think you told me about that "i'll show you how a real man handles business" one. That **** is funny dude!

I used to get a lot of hate mail for t-bagging after I killed people. It's a good way to start fights. Nothing I got was as good as the one I just mentioned though.  Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2011, 05:56:32 pm »

I don't always get hate mail, but when I do I prefer those noobies.

Sorry.  Embarrassed  But srsly I don't get a lot, but I do carry a grudge on douchebags. It's really fun in Halo. If someone on your team gets you killed (pops your shield and you get one-shotted) it's pretty aggravating. I like to hop in a warthog and let them hop on, then while they're looking for enemies I run off a cliff, honking all the way.  xD   After that I just goof off to annoy them. Pop their shields continuously, stand in front of them if they camp, wear down their vehicles.. And if they think they're gonna grab a tank, just stand in front of the turret. They can't fire without killing you, then you can boot them. It's really annoying, but they deserve it.   Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2011, 10:20:24 pm »

I always got hate mail on mw2 and I sent alot on bc1

oh and I hate shotgun recon users and i'm one of those no scope pùssies
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2011, 10:23:37 pm »



oh and I hate shotgun recon users and i'm one of those no scope půssies

Awesome! Wanna play against me sometime?  Azn
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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2011, 10:28:00 pm »

Not really
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« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2011, 09:40:46 am »

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« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2011, 01:21:16 pm »

I don't always get hate mail, but when I do I prefer those noobies.

Sorry.  Embarrassed  But srsly I don't get a lot, but I do carry a grudge on ****s. It's really fun in Halo. If someone on your team gets you killed (pops your shield and you get one-shotted) it's pretty aggravating. I like to hop in a warthog and let them hop on, then while they're looking for enemies I run off a cliff, honking all the way.  xD   After that I just goof off to annoy them. Pop their shields continuously, stand in front of them if they camp, wear down their vehicles.. And if they think they're gonna grab a tank, just stand in front of the turret. They can't fire without killing you, then you can boot them. It's really annoying, but they deserve it.   Smiley

yea we need more ways to **** with O-rings in bc2. the best ive seen is turbo blowing up one of those lookout towers with a camping teammate and killing him.

other than that all you can do is shooting smoke grenades at wookies nonstop so they can see anything.
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