Wow, I just took one of me... I think I have the worst connection of anyone on this site. kechua may have been beaten.

I know this is old but seeing that ping was hilarious.
Here's mine. I have the bare minimum of U-verse but it works.

How can you live with that? I'd want to kill myself trying to load facebook or even google.com with that connection.

This is with uTorrent opened, uploading at full speed and downloading the MotoGP race while simultaneously watching the F1 race on the BBC iPlayer.
It's 89% faster than the average Puerto Rican connection. lolz