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I need help with the grammar/general composition of a Valentines card I'm making for this girl I like.
Here it is:
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO..""
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
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"And I also told the students that, for the sake of humanity's future, I hoped they were all sterile." - Ignatius Reilly. Never mind what your daughter is taught in school; what she remembers is what she has learned from you. Anti-Noob Fortress of Veteraness Council Member ~Turboweasle~ I NEVER squeeze my jubblies, so that stuff wouldn't work for me.
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Handass
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I need help with the grammar/general composition of a Valentines card I'm making for this girl I like.
Here it is:
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO..""
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
Please tell me this is not an actual thing and you just made it up to be witty
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 Handy <3
I squeeze my jubblies... silly.
I'm ok with jubblies.
 
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hi NDS
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I need help with the grammar/general composition of a Valentines card I'm making for this girl I like.
Here it is:
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO..""
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
lmao
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Turboweasle
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I need help with the grammar/general composition of a Valentines card I'm making for this girl I like.
Here it is:
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO..""
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
Please tell me this is not an actual thing and you just made it up to be witty It's a real thing, unfortunately.
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"And I also told the students that, for the sake of humanity's future, I hoped they were all sterile." - Ignatius Reilly. Never mind what your daughter is taught in school; what she remembers is what she has learned from you. Anti-Noob Fortress of Veteraness Council Member ~Turboweasle~ I NEVER squeeze my jubblies, so that stuff wouldn't work for me.
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Handass
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 Handy <3
I squeeze my jubblies... silly.
I'm ok with jubblies.
 
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Even better: 
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"And I also told the students that, for the sake of humanity's future, I hoped they were all sterile." - Ignatius Reilly. Never mind what your daughter is taught in school; what she remembers is what she has learned from you. Anti-Noob Fortress of Veteraness Council Member ~Turboweasle~ I NEVER squeeze my jubblies, so that stuff wouldn't work for me.
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hi NDS
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Turbo, wanna help me write a 3 page paper on Grendel?
and by help me, I mean write it for me
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hi NDS
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but really... I need some ideas on what to write about 
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Is it a research paper?
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"And I also told the students that, for the sake of humanity's future, I hoped they were all sterile." - Ignatius Reilly. Never mind what your daughter is taught in school; what she remembers is what she has learned from you. Anti-Noob Fortress of Veteraness Council Member ~Turboweasle~ I NEVER squeeze my jubblies, so that stuff wouldn't work for me.
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you probably know more about the grundle than turbo....
oh wait, you said grendel...nevermind
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Name: SuperBadChick Classification: Rogue Primary Combat Style: Ranged Secondary Combat Style: Stealth Bio: The way SBC approaches combat may be seen by some to be cowardly or dishonorable, but in reality SBC deals strictly with what is practical. After all, the best way to not be impaled by a broadsword is to be out of its reach entirely. Instead of meeting her foes head-on, SBC prefers to use a bow and arrows to fell her enemies from a (safe) distance. For those occasions lacking a sufficiently large battlefield, SBC uses her knowledge of the magic arts to cloak herself in shadow and flanks her targets, quietly slitting the throats of the men in the back of enemy lines with her silver dagger. Should the situation become too hostile for a lightly armored warrior such as herself, she will flee from the battlefield and live to fight another day. After all, a dead warrior is no use to anyone. 
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Turboweasle
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Wikipedia knows more than me anyway. I typically just read the relevant article and summarize it best I can.
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"And I also told the students that, for the sake of humanity's future, I hoped they were all sterile." - Ignatius Reilly. Never mind what your daughter is taught in school; what she remembers is what she has learned from you. Anti-Noob Fortress of Veteraness Council Member ~Turboweasle~ I NEVER squeeze my jubblies, so that stuff wouldn't work for me.
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hi NDS
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Wikipedia knows more than me anyway.
debatable it can be a research paper or it can just be my (your) thoughts on anything in the book
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I need help with the grammar/general composition of a Valentines card I'm making for this girl I like.
Here it is:
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO..""
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
Woman is plowing field for man. Man walks up to woman. Woman says, “Husband, if I can plow no more, would you still love me?” Man replies, “Do not be silly, babushka, for I do not love you anyways.” Woman is saddened. Tears in her eyes freeze from cold Siberian weather, blinding her. She trips on glorious Russian sinkhole, breaking neck. Man walks up and speaks, but she is already dead. “This is why I no love you, for true Russian woman would get up and continue working towards good of Motherland!” Woman’s freezing body loses bowels, which enrages husband, who shouts, “Even in death, you disgrace country!” Husband then uses wife’s remains as fertilizer for glorious turnip farm. Such is life in Soviet Russia… Do not like if you cry, for true Soviet will never admit weakness in face of adversity.
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I need help with the grammar/general composition of a Valentines card I'm making for this girl I like.
Here it is:
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO..""
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
So romantic 
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