I will slap your lady parts with a ribbed dildo.
Good luck I haven't shaved in years.
Not a problem. I'm not going down on you or anything.

yea seriously tho what if its a bunch of 17 year olds with sticks or sumthin. fok the law im going to beat their ass in.
First of all, even if they aren't doing ANYTHING.... Fawk the law!
You just get your 17 year old friends to beat their ass. I guess if they were beating you with sticks in your own pool of blood and you defended yourself you probably wouldn't be in trouble. Stupid laws.
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