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« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2012, 12:36:29 am »

I'm 6 feet 9 inches, 320 pounds.
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« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2012, 12:38:09 am »

Hey quit screwing around. Lets be serious about weightlifting guys. If you aren't passionate about it, then have some for those that are and please leave.
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« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2012, 12:38:21 am »

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« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2012, 12:40:06 am »

I can lift 2 pounds with my flaccid member.  Any more and it starts to smart.
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« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2012, 12:40:56 am »

DUDE THESE PROTEIN SHAKES GIVE ME HELLA GAS AND I SWEAR TO YOU ITS THE NASTIEST SMELL EVER, ITS LIKE THOSE ONES THAT THE SMELL WILL CLING TO ANY FABRIC FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS, THIS STUFF IS FAWKING EMBARRASSING AND ITS NOT LIKE I GET STOMACH ACHES FROM IT, I GET STOMACH ACHES FROM HOLDING MY FARTS IN WHEN CHICKS ARE AROUND
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« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2012, 12:42:30 am »

I prefer to make a regular milk shake.  I put these things into a blender: vanilla ice cream, milk, and strawberries.  Then I ejaculate into it to get my protein.
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« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2012, 12:43:42 am »

i LIKE TO GLUE MY PECKER HOLE SHUT SO i EJACULATE BACK INTO MY BALLS, ITS KIND OF LIKE PLAYING PINBALL
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« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2012, 12:45:39 am »

Seriously guys? Can we keep this thread for weightlifting? Please?
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« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2012, 12:49:00 am »

Technically, it's masslifting.  Gosh, learn2physicsterminology.  So please, let's keep this thread about masslifting and not about pinching your foreskin shut while you pee and watch the end of your **** turn into a ****-filled balloon. 
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« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2012, 12:49:32 am »

I would suggest moving it to teh sports board, theres 1 or 2 workout ones in there that get taken seriously
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« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2012, 12:54:24 am »

after I workout my gluteus maximus I like to crack an egg and put it on there and fry an egg on it
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« Reply #26 on: January 03, 2012, 12:57:00 am »

After every workout, instead of taking a shower, I just roll around naked in cat litter.  I'm dry in seconds.
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« Reply #27 on: January 03, 2012, 01:35:59 am »

 Cheesy
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« Reply #28 on: January 03, 2012, 08:19:13 am »

Seriously guys? Can we keep this thread for weightlifting? Please?

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« Reply #29 on: January 03, 2012, 04:38:37 pm »

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