Dude, you mean that my extremely complex brain wasn't derived from an ape? ZOMG!

Oh look, another misinformed simpleton who thinks evolution claims humans came from apes.
Granted, I shouldn't be surprised that someone who believes underwear can be magical would have problems understanding some complex theories. It's only natural.
What is listed in science as a "theory" because it hasn't been proven through the scientific method and that scientists aren't even willing to attest to as "fact", he has put forth as though it were fact and that no one else should disagree. And such a position is the exact opposite of science and the scientific method and purpose the he so loudly claims to adhere to.
Wow. You know, I expected some other people to be ignorant of what the definition of a scientific theory is, but not you, Lawyer. Oh well. I'll educate you.
"A scientific theory is a set of principles that explain and predict phenomena. Scientists create scientific theories with the scientific method, when they are originally proposed as hypotheses and tested for accuracy through observations and experiments. Once a hypothesis is verified, it becomes a theory."http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_theorySo there you go. Kinda makes your whole "What is listed in science as a 'theory' because it hasn't been proven through the scientific method" thing look pretty uninformed. I'd even go so far as to say it makes you look rather stupid.