Dude, you mean that my extremely complex brain wasn't derived from an ape? ZOMG!

Oh look, another misinformed simpleton who thinks evolution claims humans came from apes.
Oh look, Treebo got his thong in a bunch because someone made a blatantly obvious sarcastic post. What's new?
Granted, I shouldn't be surprised that someone who believes underwear can be magical would have problems understanding some complex theories. It's only natural.
"A world in which elves exist and magic works offers greater opportunities to digress and explore."