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Zombie Apocolypse has begun. Remember double tap and aim for the head.

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« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2012, 10:52:58 am »

**** yeah! Where I live, there would a cornucopia of weapons to scavenge and take down those infested hordes. I could literally grab thousands if guns within a half mile radius of my house.
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« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2012, 10:55:05 am »

Then, it will really be survival of the fittest. I would be more scared of what the remaining people would do, rather than the zombies. Hopefully the zombies are only Walkers. I don't like my chances against the ones who can run.
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« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2012, 10:58:16 am »

When I was a kid, zombies were slow, stupid, and easy to kill. These things you kids call zombies these days are **** scary. Zombies aren't supposed to run, use weapons, think, or anything. You guys can have your super zombies. I'll stick with the old school ones.
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« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2012, 11:05:17 am »

Lol
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Instead of meeting her foes head-on, SBC prefers to use a bow and arrows to fell her enemies from a (safe) distance.  For those occasions lacking a sufficiently large battlefield, SBC uses her knowledge of the magic arts to cloak herself in shadow and flanks her targets, quietly slitting the throats of the men in the back of enemy lines with her silver dagger.  Should the situation become too hostile for a lightly armored warrior such as herself, she will flee from the battlefield and live to fight another day.  After all, a dead warrior is no use to anyone.

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« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2012, 11:13:11 am »

**** yeah! Where I live, there would a cornucopia of weapons to scavenge and take down those infested hordes. I could literally grab thousands if guns within a half mile radius of my house.

No sh*t.  We're set.  My house alone has two handguns, four shotguns, and at least five rifles (with scopes), not to mention enough ammunition to last me a few years by myself, and I know how to use them.  This is one aspect of Southern life I'm somewhat grateful for.


Then, it will really be survival of the fittest. I would be more scared of what the remaining people would do, rather than the zombies.

Mhm.  I don't plan on shooting too many zombies, but once resources get scarce, I would fully expect to take out people.  You can outrun zombies... as long as they aren't I Am Legend-type mutants.
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« Reply #20 on: May 29, 2012, 11:17:04 am »

On the show "life after people" or whatever it said that all the nuclear power plants and **** would blow the **** up. Why do they never address these types of issues in post apocalyptic movies/zombie movies, etc?
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Instead of meeting her foes head-on, SBC prefers to use a bow and arrows to fell her enemies from a (safe) distance.  For those occasions lacking a sufficiently large battlefield, SBC uses her knowledge of the magic arts to cloak herself in shadow and flanks her targets, quietly slitting the throats of the men in the back of enemy lines with her silver dagger.  Should the situation become too hostile for a lightly armored warrior such as herself, she will flee from the battlefield and live to fight another day.  After all, a dead warrior is no use to anyone.

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« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2012, 11:22:11 am »

That wouldn't happen. They would just shut down everything would be cool.
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« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2012, 11:30:15 am »

Are you calling them a liar? I don't like your tone.

I would probably lock myself in Walmart, stay there as long as I could...as long as there was food. There aren't many people around here, so its not like I'd have to fend against that many. I'd pass the time watching movies or playing video games...would there still be internet? Then when it came time to leave, I'd have plenty of food, weapons, medicine...
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« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2012, 11:35:35 am »

...would there still be internet?

Yes and no.

Yes, because the Internet is just a connection of devices over a network.  As long as those devices physically exist and are capable of connecting to each other, the Internet will always exist.

No, because the infrastructure the Internet uses (telecommunications networks) will stop functioning without maintenance after some time, so you won't have access to the Internet.


And you and millions of other people are planning on surviving in a Walmart so... good luck with that.
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« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2012, 11:49:38 am »

I know, I know...its just...people around here are, for the most part, extremely catholic. They probably believe this would never happen and god would save them blah blah blah (do not turn this into a religious debate). Anyways, they wouldn't be thinking of survival for the long term, right? They are waiting for the day Jesus comes back and saves them all. Also this is a very small town in the mountains, average age if the population is 62 I think...I probably have pretty good chances. Perhaps I could form some alliances, which I should have to end later, but I'll think of that when the time comes.
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Instead of meeting her foes head-on, SBC prefers to use a bow and arrows to fell her enemies from a (safe) distance.  For those occasions lacking a sufficiently large battlefield, SBC uses her knowledge of the magic arts to cloak herself in shadow and flanks her targets, quietly slitting the throats of the men in the back of enemy lines with her silver dagger.  Should the situation become too hostile for a lightly armored warrior such as herself, she will flee from the battlefield and live to fight another day.  After all, a dead warrior is no use to anyone.

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« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2012, 11:54:44 am »

You sound like someone I'd like to have in my survival party.

One question: We're traveling to *insert safe-zone here* with our party.  I've been bitten.  What do you do?
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« Reply #26 on: May 29, 2012, 11:57:23 am »

Turbo, electricity would go down way before anything else. You wouldn't even have light at night unless you had a generator. No internet, no plumbing, no lights, no phones, no gasoline, no nuffin.
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« Reply #27 on: May 29, 2012, 12:00:26 pm »

I'd either shoot you on the spot or I'd go walking dead on you're ass and leave you somewhere tied to a tree. Depends on if I liked you or not.  I'd probably ask you which you would prefer, out of the kindness of my heart. :/ there would definitely be no wasting of resources on you, though, (except a bullet or some rope) like I often see in these movies...idiots.
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Instead of meeting her foes head-on, SBC prefers to use a bow and arrows to fell her enemies from a (safe) distance.  For those occasions lacking a sufficiently large battlefield, SBC uses her knowledge of the magic arts to cloak herself in shadow and flanks her targets, quietly slitting the throats of the men in the back of enemy lines with her silver dagger.  Should the situation become too hostile for a lightly armored warrior such as herself, she will flee from the battlefield and live to fight another day.  After all, a dead warrior is no use to anyone.

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« Reply #28 on: May 29, 2012, 12:04:35 pm »

SBC, you're awesome.  Afro
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« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2012, 12:06:50 pm »

I'm not sure if you're using sarcasm, but thanks...I think you're awesome, too.

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Bio: The way SBC approaches combat may be seen by some to be cowardly or dishonorable, but in reality SBC deals strictly with what is practical.  After all, the best way to not be impaled by a broadsword is to be out of its reach entirely.

Instead of meeting her foes head-on, SBC prefers to use a bow and arrows to fell her enemies from a (safe) distance.  For those occasions lacking a sufficiently large battlefield, SBC uses her knowledge of the magic arts to cloak herself in shadow and flanks her targets, quietly slitting the throats of the men in the back of enemy lines with her silver dagger.  Should the situation become too hostile for a lightly armored warrior such as herself, she will flee from the battlefield and live to fight another day.  After all, a dead warrior is no use to anyone.

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