I MAKE A BIG ASS MEAL. Here's what's on General's menu for tonight:
The Tri-Cheese Delight:
1) Slap that "Nature's Own" Honey Wheat bread on that plate doe!
2) Take a bottle of jubblies. Then unscrew the top and drench one piece of bread.
TIME TO STACK THE MEAT NOW!
3) Grab a diaper load of salami and glue it to the bread with the jubblies.
4) Now we go get some TURKEY MEAT and layer that **** on the salami.
5) Why am I holding pepperoni's? We're not making a pizza we're making a **** sandwich so toss those pepps on the turkey like frisbee's.
UH OH! HE'S GOT PROVOLOGNE, CHEDDAR, AND SHREDDED MEXICAN CHEESE!
6) Rip the provologne and cheddar slices in half like the hulk (herman)

7) Now you cross weave that DELICIOUS cheese with each other on top of the frisbee's.

NOW MAKE IT RAIN WITH THE MEXICAN CHEESE ON TOP OF THE CROSS-WEAVED CHEESE
9) Now put some spinach/lettuce on top of all of that so you will be popeye.
10) This isn't a salad this is a sandwich but we can still drizzle some italian dressing on the lettuce.
11) Spank the tower you just made of meat, cheese, and lettuce with the other piece of bread and MAKE SURE TO SUFFER AND EAT THE CRUST FIRST SO THEN YOU CAN ENJOY THE REST OF IT
12) Have fun

and remember Scooby and Shaggy approve of this sandwich

RAMEN NOODLES WILL BE SERVED SHORTLY!