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« on: July 17, 2012, 03:33:16 pm »

Hey Falco, my house or my lair?

Personally, I prefer the hou --

I WANT A HAMBURGER.

*PINS AGAINST THE REFRIGERATOR AGAINST THE WALL*

*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS OPEN IT'S VIRGIN HANDLE AND GRABS A HAMBURGER THAT I'VE BEEN SAVING*

*VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOLANTLY GRABS THE KETCHUP AS I RIP THE TOP OFF NOT CARING HOW MUCH KETCHUP GETS ON ME*

*SQUIRT! SQUIRT! THE KETCHUP SQUIRTS ON THE HAMBURGER*

Th....That's it.........

*SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES THE HAMBURGER IN MY MOUTH AND RIIIIIIIIIIIIPS THROUGH IT WITH MY TEETH, TASTING AND TASTING IT, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

*Holds the hamburger buns.... It teases me.... The hamburger slides up and down my virgin pink mouth lips...sliding across the top and bottom lips 3 times in different patterns.... then it... slides through my tight lips.... pushes it and pushes it until it fits through my tightened lips and teeth*

*it goes in my mouth...and deeper...and DEEPER AND FASTER... I PIN IT DOWN AND SLIDE THE HAMBURGER IN AND OUT OF MY MOUTH, IT'S KETCHUP JUICES STARTING TO DROOL INTO ME, AS I TASTE THE GREASE JUICE COMBINE WITH IT'S RED KETCHUP, MY EYES ROLL TO THE BACK OF MY HEAD, IT HURTS BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE THE GREASE BUT AT THE SAME TIME IT TASTES SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOD*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH OHMYGOD

*MY SALIVA SQUIIIRTS OUT FROM MY MOUTH ONTO THE HAMBURGER, AND AT THE SAME TIME MY LIPS TIGHTEN ON THE HAMBURGER, AS THE HAMBURGER SQUIRTS IT'S KETCHUP AND GREASE JUICES INTO MY MOUTH, OUR JUICES COMBINING*

...*My lips depart...and our ketchup/grease/Saliva combined juices are seen in a strand connecting from my lips to the hamburger...*

*Lays down with the hamburger I didn't finish eating yet as my fingertip slides up and down it*

You know...I'm a vegetarian... This pleasure...was taboo....*sly yet shy grin*

Hamburger buns move up and down talking, saying "yup yup"

The mime then flips the pancake in the waffle wire

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