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« on: July 17, 2012, 03:23:43 pm »

I MAKE A BIG ASS MEAL. Here's what's on General's menu for tonight:

The Tri-Cheese Delight:
1) Slap that "Nature's Own" Honey Wheat bread on that plate doe!
 
2) Take a bottle of jubblies. Then unscrew the top and drench one piece of bread.

TIME TO STACK THE MEAT NOW!

3) Grab a diaper load of salami and glue it to the bread with the jubblies.

4) Now we go get some TURKEY MEAT and layer that **** on the salami.

5) Why am I holding pepperoni's? We're not making a pizza we're making a **** sandwich so toss those pepps on the turkey like frisbee's.

UH OH! HE'S GOT PROVOLOGNE, CHEDDAR, AND SHREDDED MEXICAN CHEESE!

6) Rip the provologne and cheddar slices in half like the hulk (herman)


7) Now you cross weave that DELICIOUS cheese with each other on top of the frisbee's.

Cool NOW MAKE IT RAIN WITH THE MEXICAN CHEESE ON TOP OF THE CROSS-WEAVED CHEESE

9) Now put some spinach/lettuce on top of all of that so you will be popeye.

10) This isn't a salad this is a sandwich but we can still drizzle some italian dressing on the lettuce.

11) Spank the tower you just made of meat, cheese, and lettuce with the other piece of bread and MAKE SURE TO SUFFER AND EAT THE CRUST FIRST SO THEN YOU CAN ENJOY THE REST OF IT

12) Have fun  Afro and remember Scooby and Shaggy approve of this sandwich





RAMEN NOODLES WILL BE SERVED SHORTLY!


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« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2012, 03:24:56 pm »

Is that healthy at all?
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« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2012, 03:25:27 pm »

THE **** WAY TO EAT RAMEN:

1) OPEN PACKAGING

2) BOIL WATER

3) EAT BLOCK OF RAMEN

4) DRINK BOILED WATER

5) SNORT FLAVORED PACKET

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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2012, 03:27:33 pm »

Is that healthy at all?
it's actually really good. i always make that sandwich, get a banana, some pretzels, a jello thingy, and a bottle of water!
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BANANANANANANANANA
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« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2012, 03:27:45 pm »

 Shocked
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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2012, 03:29:01 pm »

 Undecided what's wrong?
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« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2012, 03:31:07 pm »

if you eat all that crap







YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAAAAD TIME
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« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2012, 03:33:16 pm »

Hey Falco, my house or my lair?

Personally, I prefer the hou --

I WANT A HAMBURGER.

*PINS AGAINST THE REFRIGERATOR AGAINST THE WALL*

*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS OPEN IT'S VIRGIN HANDLE AND GRABS A HAMBURGER THAT I'VE BEEN SAVING*

*VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOLANTLY GRABS THE KETCHUP AS I RIP THE TOP OFF NOT CARING HOW MUCH KETCHUP GETS ON ME*

*SQUIRT! SQUIRT! THE KETCHUP SQUIRTS ON THE HAMBURGER*

Th....That's it.........

*SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES THE HAMBURGER IN MY MOUTH AND RIIIIIIIIIIIIPS THROUGH IT WITH MY TEETH, TASTING AND TASTING IT, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

*Holds the hamburger buns.... It teases me.... The hamburger slides up and down my virgin pink mouth lips...sliding across the top and bottom lips 3 times in different patterns.... then it... slides through my tight lips.... pushes it and pushes it until it fits through my tightened lips and teeth*

*it goes in my mouth...and deeper...and DEEPER AND FASTER... I PIN IT DOWN AND SLIDE THE HAMBURGER IN AND OUT OF MY MOUTH, IT'S KETCHUP JUICES STARTING TO DROOL INTO ME, AS I TASTE THE GREASE JUICE COMBINE WITH IT'S RED KETCHUP, MY EYES ROLL TO THE BACK OF MY HEAD, IT HURTS BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE THE GREASE BUT AT THE SAME TIME IT TASTES SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOD*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH OHMYGOD

*MY SALIVA SQUIIIRTS OUT FROM MY MOUTH ONTO THE HAMBURGER, AND AT THE SAME TIME MY LIPS TIGHTEN ON THE HAMBURGER, AS THE HAMBURGER SQUIRTS IT'S KETCHUP AND GREASE JUICES INTO MY MOUTH, OUR JUICES COMBINING*

...*My lips depart...and our ketchup/grease/Saliva combined juices are seen in a strand connecting from my lips to the hamburger...*

*Lays down with the hamburger I didn't finish eating yet as my fingertip slides up and down it*

You know...I'm a vegetarian... This pleasure...was taboo....*sly yet shy grin*

Hamburger buns move up and down talking, saying "yup yup"

The mime then flips the pancake in the waffle wire

The end.
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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2012, 03:37:13 pm »

if you eat all that crap







YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAAAAD TIME
after, my stomach hurts but then i just lay on my left side and rub my belly in a clockwise motion. it might seems weird but it actually helps  Afro


and bahahahaha "*PINS AGAINST THE REFRIGERATOR AGAINST THE WALL*"
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« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2012, 03:38:18 pm »

hmm why torture yourself in the first place. and salami is disgusting btw
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« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2012, 03:39:53 pm »

i'm a very weird person   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2012, 03:42:55 pm »

THE **** WAY TO EAT RAMEN:

1) OPEN PACKAGING

2) BOIL WATER

3) EAT BLOCK OF RAMEN

4) DRINK BOILED WATER

5) SNORT FLAVORED PACKET


You're living on the edge!
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« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2012, 03:45:16 pm »

 Cool soy sauce
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« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2012, 03:53:22 pm »

Gross, soy sauce is no bueno
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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2012, 03:54:11 pm »

wheat thin and cream cheese mini sandwiches? do you even eat?
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