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« on: November 19, 2012, 08:46:29 pm »

To all those dudes who are feeling lonely (turboweasle) and just want to be in the company of a woman that they adore, I present to you my foolproof guide on how to game that girl sooooo hard.  I've used this method on 95% of the women I've been with and it worked 60% of the time, all of the time.  Trust me, I know numbers.

To play with this girl, you need to titillate her ears.  To do this, you make her listen to The Weeknd.  This artist knows how to serenade a woman.  Just make her listen to:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWIhwplfx4Q&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwfDaHfN-9c&feature=related

If she wants a visual aid because you're not cutting it, I suggest making her listen to this excellent cover by this dude:



By this point, she will want to play Scrabble with you so hard.  Maybe you guys will be playing a game afterwards where she'll be screaming "Yahtzee!"  Hell, you guys might do something totally different and weird and play Twister.

This is a hack for The Game of Life, and I suggest you (especially turboweasle) take advantage of this guarantee to play Jenga or even KerPlunk with that girl of your dreams.
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« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2012, 08:51:24 pm »

This works for dudes looking for dudes, women looking for women, dogs looking for cats, cats looking for mice, etc.
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« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2012, 09:06:42 pm »

Yes, The Weeknd is awesome. I'm surprise you didn't link to Wicked Games though which I think is his best song.
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« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2012, 09:08:28 pm »

I was going to link to every song of his but then I told myself that that's way too much.
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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2012, 06:47:03 pm »

And by the way, if all of this somehow fails to get a girl to Monopoly you, then you have no choice but to bring out the big guns.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koJlIGDImiU&feature=relmfu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mQJaXwGPlg&feature=relmfu

She'll Clue you so much after this.

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