To all those dudes who are feeling lonely (turboweasle) and just want to be in the company of a woman that they adore, I present to you my foolproof guide on how to game that girl sooooo hard. I've used this method on 95% of the women I've been with and it worked 60% of the time, all of the time. Trust me, I know numbers.
To play with this girl, you need to titillate her ears. To do this, you make her listen to The Weeknd. This artist knows how to serenade a woman. Just make her listen to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWIhwplfx4Q&feature=relmfuhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwfDaHfN-9c&feature=relatedIf she wants a visual aid because you're not cutting it, I suggest making her listen to this excellent cover by this dude:
By this point, she will want to play Scrabble with you so hard. Maybe you guys will be playing a game afterwards where she'll be screaming "Yahtzee!" Hell, you guys might do something totally different and weird and play Twister.
This is a hack for The Game of Life, and I suggest you (especially turboweasle) take advantage of this guarantee to play Jenga or even KerPlunk with that girl of your dreams.