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« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2013, 09:33:38 am » |
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sometimes I lie and say I caught the game winning touchdown when In reality it was an interception for the other team 
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« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2013, 09:43:09 am » |
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I measured up with a black guy and I'm white
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  Jinx you owe me a soda
Jinx you owe me a soda
I was slower than 91 % of the US so there  K's looks huge
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« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2013, 09:46:42 am » |
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I fill the laundry detergent past MAX line
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  Jinx you owe me a soda
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« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2013, 09:50:43 am » |
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I try stuff on in changing rooms and if I don't like what I tried on I will just leave it on the floor and leave
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« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2013, 09:51:59 am » |
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I use the edge of countertops to open beer bottles
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« Reply #35 on: January 12, 2013, 09:52:36 am » |
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I will buy cereal just for the toy and not eat the cereal
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« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2013, 09:53:39 am » |
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sometimes I don't wash my hands after going the bathroom because i don't pee on myself
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« Reply #37 on: January 12, 2013, 09:54:56 am » |
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I like to hit the garage door close /open button and run out the garage and jump over the sensor before it crushes me to death
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« Reply #38 on: January 12, 2013, 10:40:37 am » |
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I paid $50 dollars in coins at a packed grocery store once...and they weren't rolled up.
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« Reply #39 on: January 12, 2013, 10:42:06 am » |
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I caughed all over my favorite spinache & artichoke dip at a catered party once so nobody would eat any.
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« Reply #40 on: January 12, 2013, 10:44:18 am » |
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I rolled up the windows and locked them then turned on the heater in the middle of the summer with people in the car after letting go a silent but deadly bomb.
<------ Rebel
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« Reply #41 on: January 12, 2013, 01:45:48 pm » |
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I used the same cutting board for vegetables and raw meat before
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  Jinx you owe me a soda
Jinx you owe me a soda
I was slower than 91 % of the US so there  K's looks huge
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« Reply #42 on: January 12, 2013, 01:47:14 pm » |
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I went to a public swimming pool with no flip flops
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  Jinx you owe me a soda
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I was slower than 91 % of the US so there  K's looks huge
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« Reply #43 on: January 12, 2013, 01:48:40 pm » |
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U know how they have like 'don't feed the pigeons' signs, well I fed the pigeons
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  Jinx you owe me a soda
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Maldita mi duda fue fatal.
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« Reply #44 on: January 12, 2013, 01:49:09 pm » |
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I masterbate with the window open
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