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I Came Here To Save You All!!!!!!!!!!

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« on: January 14, 2013, 09:16:37 pm »

Hello I'm the videogame people's last hope of survival. I come in peace to save your souls before it's too late by stopping you from playing evil filthy disgusting videogames.

First of all videogames just brainwashes people. Fact? Kids pay attention to videogames and not at school. The vidogame creators just want your money. The very people who get their kicks from killing, stealing and other illegal and horrible actions seeing how they actually enjoy playing videogames. But just let me enlighten you with a story first.

1851 there were a group of homeless people abandoned by and from their families. They found a strange cave indeed through a waterfall and they observe the room to find a statue of Satan. Then all of a sudden the statue starts molting and the cave starts to vibrate. It was no other then Satan who has rose himself from the dead to perorate "I'll destroy your enemies, but your souls are mines." Satan would save these people and make them his army on Earth. The homeless people agree and their fates were sealed. As promised Satan resuced his new army bringing forward the powers of a god. Destroying those who would try to slaughter his army. But in return they got ultimate power. Entire villages were destroyed by them. With every battle the Satan army slowly lost their humanity for the will to murder in the name of Satan. They were feared by all due to the armies actions of brute force and mind controlling killings. But one day crusades from the east gathered in hundreds and fought the army of Satan without mercy. The battle lasted for days. The humans learned the only way to defeat the demons were to completely destroy them. There was only one possible outcome... their eternal damnation. The demon army was to suffer the fate of traitors and weaklings  to burn forever in the lake of the dead. However one demon was captured and took to a scientist to study these beasts inhuman powers. The results were outsanding! The professors and the research team learned how to brainwash though inferior to the real power. And ever since used that power in videogames to become rich and gambling.

Now you know, please break the magically blind folds and emotions of anger and fight it with all the will and love you can muster!
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« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2013, 09:26:01 pm »

I agree.
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« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2013, 09:32:39 pm »

Who is that
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« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2013, 09:36:29 pm »

Seems reasonable.
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« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2013, 09:48:46 pm »

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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2013, 02:19:28 am »

I agree.

Lol I just read the first paragraph and thought why would ddd agree with something that would beconsidered a sermon.
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2013, 08:18:23 am »

Are we really blessed with the presence of none other than the famous attorney, Jack Thompson? (or should I say former attorney since you were disbarred).  How did such a high profile activist like yourself find our humble little site?
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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2013, 01:50:49 pm »

How did I miss this gem. So the OP was referring to a LOTR video game, right?  I never really played fantasy RPGs   Undecided
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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2013, 02:06:19 pm »

i no i kepe tellig n them thay will go too h e dubble hockie stiks but the dnt lisn to me but win u thinck a bout it mebe this is all gods pland cus u dont kno  nd i dnt kno there mite not be enogh room in heven 4 ppl like a bujilin ppl i mene thers probaly aredy more ppl in heven then their r ppl alave knowe a nd my granma sais ppl ho play vidiogames r goin 2 h e dubble hockie stiks cus vidiogames r crated by satin and i aways knowd it was treu but nowe im evin more shure cus nowe u r sayin it 2 and thats make 2 ppl that is told me a nd that is a more biggr # then 1 so i am even more sure nowe yes i am mhm yes sweat jisus i m sure i mene ecscuse me 4 takin da lordts name n vane but i feld like i had 2 cus i am just so shure nowe a nd like my granma aways sais nigrs u kno


i mene i play game but its diffrent cus i am doing it 4 gud not 4 evel like they r
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2013, 05:00:59 pm »

It's like we need a translator to figure out what you're saying when your message is a paragraph long.

I completely forgot about that Jack Thompson guy.
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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2013, 06:30:22 pm »

i no i kepe tellig n them thay will go too h e dubble hockie stiks but the dnt lisn to me but win u thinck a bout it mebe this is all gods pland cus u dont kno  nd i dnt kno there mite not be enogh room in heven 4 ppl like a bujilin ppl i mene thers probaly aredy more ppl in heven then their r ppl alave knowe a nd my granma sais ppl ho play vidiogames r goin 2 h e dubble hockie stiks cus vidiogames r crated by satin and i aways knowd it was treu but nowe im evin more shure cus nowe u r sayin it 2 and thats make 2 ppl that is told me a nd that is a more biggr # then 1 so i am even more sure nowe yes i am mhm yes sweat jisus i m sure i mene ecscuse me 4 takin da lordts name n vane but i feld like i had 2 cus i am just so shure nowe a nd like my granma aways sais nigrs u kno


i mene i play game but its diffrent cus i am doing it 4 gud not 4 evel like they r
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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2013, 07:48:21 pm »



+1 Jabba
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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2013, 07:53:49 pm »

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« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2013, 08:21:23 pm »

jaba more like fat pice of shet cant do nothin tarded kweer go f urself k last time i cuss inless mods dlet or ill kepe cussin f u
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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2013, 09:03:29 pm »

I think I understand kenny better then any of that
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