I already knew about "looks just like a real girl!" from the comments on the video.
GOOD STUFF.
What you say reminds me of my friend a few weeks back getting sent the script to a really bad wrestling themed hentai, which opens with this exchange
*all caps* "I AM HERE TO TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY"
"OH NO"
Also no need to be disappoint, this is entirely consistent with their modus operandi. Retsupurae is an account which basically comments over bad Youtube videos in the style of Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Why does that sound like such a bad TL of Pisu Hame? I really should feel worse about remembering that series. But I guess at least I don't read the pomf series.