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« on: March 27, 2013, 09:50:37 pm » |
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This topic is for rants... It doesn't have to be sports related (MINE IS)... it can be anything. I like reading rants  here's mine I wanna know wtf the Raiders are doing? They have cut every moderately decent player we have and they haven't made any moves in free agency whatsoever. Reggie is really starting to **** me off, when is he going to build this "powerhouse" team that he keeps talking about. He keeps signing nobodies that haven't played since 2010 -_- it's a joke... he's probably saving something spectacular for the draft..... HAH I doubt it! I can't wait till Carson Palmer leaves  He needs to either take a pay cut or go sit his ginger ass back on the couch where we got his sorry ass from. I really hope we don't waste this 3rd overall pick on a QB -_-... I really hope they just give Pryor the starting position... He has the potential to be a beast! 6'6, 230 lbs, 4.3 40 time... damn.... If he doesn't work out then oh well  it's not like we have anything to lose. also **** DENNIS THE MENACE AND **** REGGIE THE VEGGIE.
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« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2013, 08:48:14 am » |
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Ok, so this thread is timely.... I had to go to the grocery store last night and when I went to the garage to get in the car and leave I noticed that my wife had left the garage door open. For most people this wouldn't be a big deal, but our beagle loves to get into the garage and grab our cardboard recycling, take it outside, shred it in the yard, and make a huge mess. I'm the one who gets to clean that up usually  Anyway, I had to get to the store, so I just left and figured I'd deal with it later. When I got home I noticed some garbage in the driveway in front of my van and of course I got annoyed and figured I'd grab it since I saw it. It was already dark, so I couldn't see too much, but I saw that garbage. Before I go any further I will mention that my lovely beagle has some other habits which I consider "inconvenient". The little princess likes to **** in the driveway after the snow gets deep in the winter and this winter I had kept up quite well in cleaning the driveway and knew that there was none where I was walking because I had been out earlier in the day and the snow is to the point where she should be able to **** on the lawn again and not in the driveway. Anyway, I think you know where this is going. I grabbed those couple of pieces of garbage and came back into the garage and noticed rocks stuck to my sneaker  Upon closer inspection, sure enough, I had dog **** on my sneaker. She must have been out while I was gone and **** right there....if I had left the garbage until the morning it wouldn't have happened (cause I would've been able to see). Anyway, the only good way to get **** off your shoe is to hose it down. Of course my hoses were stored for winter, but I do have one connected to a tap in the garage, but it was buried under sleds and ****. I dig it out and see that it's connected and I figure oh ok, already connected, I don't need to check that connection. I attach a nozzle to the end pull the hose out and turn on the tap. Of course it wasn't tight and water sprayed everywhere. I turn off the tap and tighten it. Then I realize that my nozzle (it's a piece of ****) is spraying everywhere because it's a piece of ****. I grab that and start spraying my sneaker. Thought it was clean, turned off the tap then realized it wasn't had to turn it on again, and get even more wet. By the end of it, I'm soaking **** wet and so is the garage. Then I get to carry the groceries in and put them away  I love my dog 
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I was slower than 91 % of the US so there  K's looks huge
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« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2013, 09:59:47 am » |
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Lol Term... That sounds shi tty  why do you put up with that?
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« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2013, 10:08:41 am » |
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I have no idea why I put up with that  I believe I've said many times that I didn't want a dog and don't want a dog.....but anyway
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  Jinx you owe me a soda
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« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2013, 11:25:22 am » |
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Dogs are only as good as you train them to be..
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« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2013, 11:25:44 am » |
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Beagles are high maintenance dogs, too. They need a lot of attention and exercise or they do things like shred cardboard and **** in the driveway.
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« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2013, 11:28:36 am » |
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Dogs are only as good as you train them to be..
Of course, it's all my fault  Beagles are high maintenance dogs, too. They need a lot of attention and exercise or they do things like shred cardboard and **** in the driveway.
LMAO, thanks, I laughed on the phone 
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« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2013, 11:30:43 am » |
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Basically it is lol
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« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2013, 11:34:07 am » |
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Haha ... we had a Beagle years ago. We both worked, so we kept it in a crate in the basement gameroom during the day. My wife was never very good at latching the crate, and one day I came home and saw that she got out of the crate, found a bag of potting soil (in the connected laundry room), bit into it, and dragged it all around the very large carpeted room.
It looked like those trails of TNT that Wile E. Coyote makes when trying to blow up the roadrunner or a boulder or some **** in just about every roadrunner cartoon.
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« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2013, 12:00:48 pm » |
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Haha ... we had a Beagle years ago. We both worked, so we kept it in a crate in the basement gameroom during the day. My wife was never very good at latching the crate, and one day I came home and saw that she got out of the crate, found a bag of potting soil (in the connected laundry room), bit into it, and dragged it all around the very large carpeted room.
It looked like those trails of TNT that Wile E. Coyote makes when trying to blow up the roadrunner or a boulder or some **** in just about every roadrunner cartoon.
That doesn't surprise me at all  They are soooooooooooooooooooo loveable  Basically it is lol
No  I have another rant: You know those people that say that if a dog misbehaves then it's all the owner's fault. Well, they're wrong  I was ranting about my dog doing things that are really annoying and those things cause me a lot of extra work and there's really no way to avoid it because I don't speak "dog". You can train a dog to a degree, but they are still dogs and do dumb ****, right? Well, anyway, this person said twice that it was my fault. Don't you hate it when people do that? Like seriously.
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« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2013, 12:02:34 pm » |
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I have had lots of dogs and none of them have been that bad  it's all in the training homie
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« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2013, 12:04:52 pm » |
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I just came back to rant again....well, she did it again. Has she ever owned a beagle before? These are the most annoying dogs that have ever lived. When she's owned a beagle and had no issues, then she can come back and tell me I'm wrong, right?
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« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2013, 12:14:58 pm » |
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« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2013, 12:25:20 pm » |
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I've had a terrier.. Have you ever heard of an Airedale... Didn't think so 
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« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2013, 09:04:02 am » |
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I should have put my Happy Days rant in here.....
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