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Reasons why DDD would not be a great moderator.

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Autumn1194
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« on: March 27, 2013, 11:28:09 pm »

What are DDD's other 80 reasons for being a douche?

1. He only hangs out with friends that are like himself.
2. He hates animals
3. He posts random songs and pictures of blonde girls in my threads.
4. He always thinks he wins arguments.
5. He doesn't like konami.
6. He says he doesn't like something without giving a legitimate reason.
7. He thinks his taste is the best taste.
8. He doesn't like anything that takes time. Unless it's getting pretty in the morning.. most douches like taking time to do that.
9. He thinks arcade style games are boring.
10. He uses lotion.
11. He's a hipster.
12. He uses the search function to try and prove someone wrong.
13. He uses one word responses in order to end a convo.
14. Thinks his team is the best team even though they didn't go to the superbowl
15. Still uses a blackberry
16. Probably wears flip flops, board shorts and V-necks.
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« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2013, 11:28:24 pm »

Oh man this should be fun.
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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2013, 11:31:43 pm »

I'll start.

1. He hates animals.
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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2013, 11:31:54 pm »

DDD what's your favorite video games.

Ever play Gradius or Contra?

Do you like Konami?

How do you feel about role playing and adventure games?

Puzzles yay or nay?

WHAT CONSTITUTES JUSTICE IN THIS SHATTERED WORLD???????????????????
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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2013, 11:35:00 pm »

Bomberman '93

No.

No.

No.

No.

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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2013, 11:37:08 pm »

Justice improved.

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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2013, 11:38:19 pm »



How can you not like Konami?
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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2013, 11:39:05 pm »

By having good tastes.
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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2013, 11:39:58 pm »

No but seriously, how can you not see the design genius in stuff like Gradius, Contra, or Castlevania? They brilliant man. I dare you to point out a legitimate flaw in any of those games that isn't extremely arguable.
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« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2013, 11:40:24 pm »

They don't entertain me. Argue that.
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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2013, 11:42:23 pm »

But that's not an objective flaw. There are subjective and objective elements to game design, as well as all art. You can say I don't like it, but you can't call something outright bad if you can't find an objective flaw.

Anyway why don't they entertain you. Contra and Gradius at least can be super exciting if you get real far but have to contend with the risk of dieing and starting all over and having only your skill to protect you from that!
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« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2013, 11:43:38 pm »

You never asked me if it was bad. Video games are time consuming. I don't like that.
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« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2013, 11:46:33 pm »

You said having good taste, which implies they bad.

Also if you don't have time, that's all the more reason to love arcade style games! You can have all the fun of an 8 hour game in a 30 minute playthrough of 8 stages!

I mean look at how hype this **** is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvxiegX5Dpo#t=7m57s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKt1Pu6z7-w&list=FL8PsS0ogNnTJ7ovFcJkWbKA&index=38
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« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2013, 11:48:21 pm »

That looks incredibly boring. I'd rather fuck around with music for a few hours instead.
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« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2013, 11:49:33 pm »

Dang are you sure it's just 80 reasons?
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