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« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2013, 09:15:28 am »

last week after lunch I was at home depot and it hit me hard that I had to drop the kids off at the pool, it was one of those nasty ones where you hold it until you know nobody is in the bathroom with you because its going to be airy and splashy, so anyways I'm blowing up the toilet, and its one of those that come back and splash your junk also, and when I'm finished I reach over and there is godamn no toilet paper in both of the toilet paper lock dispenser thingy!, right then a few people come in drop some wolf bate so I'm **** on walking with my pants down to the next stall.So I decide to Macgyver it and I start ripping toilet seat covers in half and wiping my ass with them, it hurt so bad I swear I paper cut my anus! .... after that was said and done I felt just **** nasty and decioded to take the rest of the day off so I went home and showered
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