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« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2013, 04:54:25 pm » |
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I pick it up and the next person gets an ice cube down their shirt 
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« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2013, 05:40:39 am » |
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You pick up the ice?? (Shocked)
Yeah, most of the time. 
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« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2013, 07:14:59 am » |
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Life is too short to stop and pick up ice.
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« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2013, 08:13:04 am » |
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I'm just lazy and
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« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2013, 08:15:20 am » |
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Exactly my
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« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2013, 08:17:12 am » |
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leaving 2 squares on the toilet paper roll is a lazy rule of life
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« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2013, 08:24:38 am » |
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leaving 2 squares on the toilet paper roll is a lazy rule of life

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« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2013, 08:26:31 am » |
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I have a skewed perception of reality 
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« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2013, 08:27:24 am » |
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But on the good side you are a heedless fool 
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« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2013, 08:36:25 am » |
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man I hate when the toilet paper roll is coming from the backside especially in a dirty place it tends to get dirt from what its bolted to on it so your wiping dirt into your anus and yes I just said coming from the backside
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« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2013, 09:05:49 am » |
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I hate when it's one of those dispensers with the big ass roll and the last peehole to use it didn't leave a piece hanging down so now you have to keep spinning the damn thing until you find where the toilet paper starts.
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« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2013, 09:15:28 am » |
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last week after lunch I was at home depot and it hit me hard that I had to drop the kids off at the pool, it was one of those nasty ones where you hold it until you know nobody is in the bathroom with you because its going to be airy and splashy, so anyways I'm blowing up the toilet, and its one of those that come back and splash your junk also, and when I'm finished I reach over and there is godamn no toilet paper in both of the toilet paper lock dispenser thingy!, right then a few people come in drop some wolf bate so I'm **** on walking with my pants down to the next stall.So I decide to Macgyver it and I start ripping toilet seat covers in half and wiping my ass with them, it hurt so bad I swear I paper cut my anus! .... after that was said and done I felt just **** nasty and decioded to take the rest of the day off so I went home and showered
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« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2013, 09:18:34 am » |
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I don't know if there is such a thing as TMI, but that definitely wasn't it lol
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« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2013, 09:19:46 am » |
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^^ This. This is why I always wear 2 pair of socks.
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« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2013, 09:19:52 am » |
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and there was the other time when I thought it was just a fart but.....
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