ALSO DON'T BE AN UNCOOL KID.
AN EXAMPLE OF AN UNCOOL KID
[9:47:20 PM] Squire Grooktook:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=140267269[9:47:24 PM] Squire Grooktook: UUUPVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE
[9:49:04 PM] Alceris: This is all I needed to see to know that it is literally impossible to find anything it doesn't fit with.
Squire Grooktook: WELL DUH
Squire Grooktook: BUT SERIOUSLY UP VOTE DAT SHIZ
Alceris: Seems interesting, but I'm not all that interested.
Squire Grooktook: THAT'S FINE
Squire Grooktook: BUT UPVOTE IT ANYWAY
Squire Grooktook: DON'T BE LIKE ONE OF THOSE GUYS
Squire Grooktook: "OH IT'S A GOOD GAME THAT DESERVES SUCCESS BUT I WON'T HELP IT GET THAT SUCCESS BECAUSE I'M NOT PERSONALLY INTERESTED LOL"
Alceris: It's a shooter, there are plenty of other shooters out there, we don't need yet another one.
Squire Grooktook: THAT'S male cattle dung
Squire Grooktook: YOU SEE THERE'S THIS THING
Squire Grooktook: CALLED QUALITY
Squire Grooktook: ALLTYNEX SERIES IS QUALITY
Squire Grooktook: IT STANDS ABOVE THE LAME asses WITH IT'S WELL CRAFTED LEVELS, AWESOME MECHANICS, AND BEAUTIFUL AESHETICS
Squire Grooktook: IT DESERVES SUCCESS
Squire Grooktook: JUST HIT THE DAMN BUTTON AND HELP A DEVELOPER WHO POURED THEIR HEART AND SOUL INTO A NON COMMERCIAL GAME GET A LITTLE BIT OF THE LOVE THEY SO GREATLY DESERVE
Squire Grooktook: ALSO REALLY THERE AREN'T THAT MANY COMMERICIAL SHMUPS SO POINT IS STILL INVALID
Squire Grooktook: I MEAN YEAH THERE'S A MILLION DOUJIN TOUHOU RIP OFFS OUT THERE IN THE DARK DEPTHS OF THE INTERNET
Squire Grooktook: BUT THEY SUCK
Squire Grooktook: THIS **** IS THE REAL DEAL MAN
Squire Grooktook: AND WE DON'T GET MANY REAL DEAL SHMUPS ON THE MARKET THESE DAYS
Squire Grooktook: UNLESS YOU HAVE AN XBOX
Squire Grooktook: BUT EVEN THEN YOU HAVE TO **** IMPORT EVERYTHING FOR A MILLION DOLLARS'
Squire Grooktook: I'M NOT MAD I JUST LEFT THE CAPS LOCK ON LOL
Alceris: I've seen so many shooters of all kinds everywhere, I'm kinda sick of it really.
Squire Grooktook: I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT
Squire Grooktook: THERE'S NO SHOOTERS ON PS3 BASICALLY
Squire Grooktook: 1 OR 2 ON WII
Squire Grooktook: XBOX HAS A LOT AS I SAID BUT IT'S ALL IMPORTS
Squire Grooktook: STEAM
Squire Grooktook: GUNDEMONIUM, SATAZIUS, EXCEED, MAYBE 1 OR 2 OTHERS BUT THAT'S ABOUT IT
Squire Grooktook: THERE'S NOT THAT MANY COMMERCIAL SHOOTERS HONESTLY
Alceris: I even saw a "rhythm shooter", that was supposed to have bullet patterns to the beat of what ever song you put in it. It didn't really work, and the hitboxes were really wonky, and not in the Touhou way, but still.
Squire Grooktook: I VAGUELLY REMEMBER THAT GAME
Squire Grooktook: BUT I'M STILL RIGHT THOUGH LOL
Squire Grooktook: BUT LIKE I SAID
Squire Grooktook: DOESN'T MATTER IF YOUR SICK OF IT IMO
Squire Grooktook: IF YOU SEE A QUALITY GAME ON GREENLIGHT
Squire Grooktook: YOU SHOULD UPVOTE IT
Squire Grooktook: EVEN IF YOU DON'T ACTUALLY PLAN ON BUYING IT
Squire Grooktook: HELP OUT THE DEVELOPER AND REWARD THEM FOR MAKING A QUALITY GAME AND PUTTING THEIR HEART AND SOUL INTO IT
Squire Grooktook: AND HELP OUT THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE THOSE SORT OF GAMES AND ARE LOOKING FOR A QUALITY EXPERIENCE
Squire Grooktook: IMO IT'S SELFISH AND LAZY TO BE LIKE "LOL I WON'T VOTE FOR IT BECAUSE I'M NOT INTERESTED IN IT EVEN IF IT'S A GOOD GAME"
Squire Grooktook: TAKES 2 DAMN SECONDS TO HIT THE BUTTON
Squire Grooktook: NO SKIN OFF YOUR NOSE