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Autumn1194
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« on: June 05, 2013, 05:42:42 am »

I know you guys gays have some.

Here's mine ^.^ they always work on the ladies if ya know what I'm sayin.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

Are you a beaver? cause DAM

Do you work on a chicken farm? because you really know how to raise cocks.
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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2013, 06:30:51 am »

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants

Are you an angel? Cuz I think I just died and went to heaven
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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2013, 09:19:37 am »

Never used a pick up line, just use helpful/friendly.  Cool
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« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2013, 10:01:56 am »





That shirt is very becoming on you, but then if I were on you, I'd be coming too.


What's the difference between me and your bathing suit?
When you're on me, you'll stay wet. ;-)


And my personal favorite: "I have decided: You will do."
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« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2013, 10:53:09 am »

VIDEO GAME PICKUP LINES GOGOGO:

I think my heart just lagged.
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« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2013, 12:58:52 pm »

Girl, you're 1/cos(C).
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« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2013, 01:05:44 pm »

NERDY PICKUP LINES GOGOGO

Girl, you're 1/cos(C).

If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
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« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2013, 01:17:18 pm »

I must be made of yeast, 'cause when I'm around you I get hot and start to rise.
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« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2013, 04:26:02 am »

you're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

I less than 3 you ( I <3 you)
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« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2013, 04:26:45 am »

Are you an overdue book from the library? Cuz you've got FINE written all over you.
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« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2013, 06:24:43 am »

Wow, this is good stuff! You should change the title to Good Pickup Lines  Afro
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« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2013, 06:25:52 am »

Done  Cool
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« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2013, 02:54:40 pm »

**** me pls
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« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2013, 03:19:17 pm »

Girl, how you like a pe nis coolatta?
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between the 3 of them or how ever many where there one of them could of got the gun and pointed it at him and told him to gtfo. Its that simple he would of left no one raped murdered lives saved so on and so forth daugher be eating her captain crunch the next morning
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« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2013, 05:31:15 am »

**** me pls

I bet DG gets all the girls with that  Roll Eyes
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