LOL Kreater

This should be the real tagline:
Xbox One, we named it that because we know it's the only "one" that will ever be used.....it's a "one" of a kind.....it's "one" compared to one million PS4s....
But I know we're supposed play damage control in here......so......Xbox One: There will be a future upgrade (we can't commit to when, but trust us) that lets you print your own money so you can pay the $499 price tag, pay to always be online, pay your Xbox Live membership, pay for new games because we won't let you use used games, and we will think of other ways to take more money from you
