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« on: July 11, 2013, 05:25:55 pm » |
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Just add on to the previous post to make a story. Ill start off and just follow the format.
So a medic walks into a bar in Arica harbor and says...
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Autumn1194
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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2013, 07:16:02 pm » |
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"I have had it with these motherfuckin snipers on this motherfuckin map"
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the KR3AT3R
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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2013, 08:18:05 pm » |
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Across the bar a recon hears this and stands up. "How about I shove this recon ball up your ass!?"
The medic then says....
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the KR3AT3R
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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2013, 06:15:53 pm » |
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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2013, 06:29:27 pm » |
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"why do you have to be so mean?  I'm just a noob"
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2013, 07:28:43 pm » |
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The recon squints and asks, "Turboweasle, is that you?! I thought you died in Valparaiso!"  the medic responds...
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2013, 12:29:45 am » |
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"I said I was a noob, not Turboweasle. Get your glasses checked, you bushwookie."
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"And I also told the students that, for the sake of humanity's future, I hoped they were all sterile." - Ignatius Reilly. Never mind what your daughter is taught in school; what she remembers is what she has learned from you. Anti-Noob Fortress of Veteraness Council Member ~Turboweasle~ I NEVER squeeze my jubblies, so that stuff wouldn't work for me.
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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2013, 12:58:25 am » |
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"ooooh, someones a little cranky.... do you have a midol in that medkit of yours?"
from across the bar an engineer yells....
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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2013, 01:35:41 am » |
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"You're both noobs, and couldn't lick the dirt off my Russian boot! If you want to be uber 1337 I can show you how."
The recon says...
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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2013, 11:55:26 am » |
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"Leet my ass! I bet you can't even 970 no scope off a building to a dubstep song"
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