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« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2013, 09:25:58 pm » |
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BMan is the first sight seen welcoming us to the show. He even got a local college band to play for us. (cost $1000)
BMan is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and put himself over, talking about how great he is. I wonder if he's a mark for himself. Overall Rating- 31% (gained overness)
Baw is next backstage getting on the mic.
BAW is backstage. He was laying a verbal Smackdown on Turboweasle. Overall Rating- 43% (gained overness)
And now the opening bout! Opener- Turbo vs Baw Match Summary: (Short) BAW takes a snap suplex from Turboweasle. Needs a little more 'umph' though. BAW walks into a suplex from Turboweasleand gets taken down hard. Hooks the leg for a two count. BAW reverses a hip toss. A powerslam so weak, my grandmother could have performed it, is actually pulled off by BAW on Turbo. Forearm to the face from BAW on Turbo. Boring brawling from BAW is the cure for insomnia.
Turboweasle once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Flying elbow off the top rope by Turboweasle, but there was NO elevation off the leap. Turboweasle has BAW down on the canvas. BAW gets locked in the Power Grip! Submission victory! Turboweasle climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory
Winner= Turboweasle Overall Rating- 28% Crowd Reaction- 14% Match Quality- 42%
Here is the 2nd match. 2nd Match- Oom vs June End Match Summary: Back heel kick from Oom on June, but it missed by miles. June reverses a hip toss. Flying elbow off the top rope by June, but there was NO elevation off the leap. Oomomo29 falls through the ropes after a hard shot from June. He seemed to hit his head on the apron on the way down. The referee reaches a ten count, and this one is over. Oomomo29 extends his hand to June...and it is accepted! They shake!
Winner= June Overall Rating- 18% Crowd Reaction- 8% Match Quality- 29% *Oomomo29 didn't really sell very much, which hurt the match rating. His morale will suffer too.
Red gets on the mic and talks about his next match.
RED is backstage. He wanted to rip into CitizenSoldier3. Not literally, of course. That would just be nasty. Instead, this was a good way to build up to an eventual match. Overall Rating- 40% (gained overness)
The 2nd to last match has begun 3rd Match- Citizen vs Red End Match Summary: Citizen takes a second rope chop from RED. I haven't seen one of those in years. Citizen takes a chop from RED that just STINGS the opponent. CitizenSoldier3 once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Citizen hits an arm drag on RED, followed by about 3 BILLION more. CitizenSoldier3 with an enziguri. That reminds me...R.I.P, Owen Hart. The bell rings, and this match has come to a time limit draw. CitizenSoldier3 offers a handshake to RED...and he accepts it!
The Match was a Draw! Overall Rating- 32% Crowd Reaction- 14% Match Quality- 51%
We are now backstage to speak with the participants of tonight's main event.
Amish Gangsta is backstage. He talked trash about Slaught3r. Good build up. Overall Rating- 56% (gained overness)
Slaught3r is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against Amish Gangsta. Good way to get the fans interested in what is coming up. Overall Rating- 35% (gained overness)
Main Event- Dave vs Slaught3r Match Summary: Weak-ass knife-edge chop from Slaught3r in the corner. Sting would have NO problem no-selling that. Slaught3r uses a neckbreaker on Dave. Dave takes a couple of weak clotheslines. Amish Gangsta walks into a suplex from Slaught3rand gets taken down hard. Dave blocks a punch. Chop by Dave on Slaught3r gets a WOO! from the crowd and rightfully so. Flying elbow off the top rope by Amish Gangsta, but there was NO elevation off the leap. There's a two count on the pin. Dave drops an elbow...but Slaught3r moves out of the way.
Messed up bodyslam by Slaught3r almost kills Dave. There's a two count on the pin. Slaught3r connects with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Does everyone use that move these days? Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Slaught3r misses a clothesline. Weak kicks from Dave, who is moving slug-like...or should I say Nash-like? Amish Gangsta gets taken down out of nowhere! Slaught3r suplexes Dave to the canvas and floats over. Amish Gangsta can barely stand. Old Man Slam!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Dave is pounding the canvas with punches, shouting about how unfair everything is.
Winner= Slaught3r Overall Rating- 30% Crowd Reaction- 12% Match Quality- 48%
Show Report: Wii Unite 2 was attended by 2 people! We made $20 from ticket sales.
Road Agent Notes: Amish Gangsta and Slaught3r work pretty well together due to their similar styles. (aka they can have good matches)
After Match Stats: BMan gained 3 overness Turbo had no gains Baw gained 3 overness Oom is at 53 morale June had no gains Citizen had no gains Red gained 3 overness Amish Gangsta/Dave gained 3 overness Slaught3r gained 1 overness
From this, I'm not putting the women against men anymore.
Talking with the writing staff (Random Writer): Handy is the top draw. Top Faces- #1 Termin8or #2 Red #3 Ps358 #4 Slaughter Top Heels- #1 dudedudedude #2 Baw #3 BMan #4 Amish Gangsta/Dave #5 Handy
^This is mainly based on who is the most Over in the company. Tweeners won't be listed here.
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