Saucelot stands backstage for an interview.
Saucelot is backstage. He hyped himself up, talking about what he was going to do.
Overall Rating- 52% (gained overness)
Opener- Squire vs Saucelot
End Match Summary:
Back heel kick from Saucelot on Squire, missed by miles. There's a two count on the pin. Face-first suplex from Saucelot, but not done well. Pin, but Squire is out just before the three count. Squire reverses a waistlock. Weak kicks from Squire, who is moving very slowly. Squire Grooktook misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Squire takes a second rope chop from Saucelot. Saucelot moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Ocelot Z. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Squire Grooktook offers a handshake to Saucelot...and he accepts it!
Winner= Saucelot
Overall Rating- 23%
Crowd Reaction- 11%
Match Quality- 36%
Ps358 is backstage talking about his next match.
Ps358 is backstage. He was on hype duty tonight, this time for a match with BAW.
Overall Rating- 50% (gained overness)
2nd Match- Baw vs Ps358
Match Summary: (Short)
Uninspiring brawling from BAW. Hooks the leg for a two count. Messed up bodyslam by BAW. There's a two count on the pin. Ps358 reverses a waistlock. Ps358 hits a dropkick on BAW. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Ps358, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on BAW. Pin, but BAW is out just before the three count. Ps358 misses a clothesline. Badly executed second rope splash by BAW. There's a two count on the pin. Ps358 reverses a hip toss. Ps358 with an enziguri. BAW can barely stand. Failure! 1....2....3.
Ps358 is still in the ring celebrating. BAW pushes the referee away. BAW spins Ps358 around. BAW hits the B.A.W.!
Winner= Ps358
Overall Rating- 32%
Crowd Reaction- 15%
Match Quality- 49%
Mnoply and Oomomo are backstage.
MNOP \ Oom are backstage. They wanted to rip into Jabba \ Cadillak.
Overall Rating- 42% (both gained overness)
3rd Match- Mnoply & Oom vs Jabbascrub & Cadillak
End Match Summary:
Cadillak strikes MNOPLY. MNOP counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. MNOP hits a wheel kick on Cadillak. Tag to Oomomo29. Face-first suplex from Oom, but not done well. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Oomomo29 attacks with some poorly executed flying moves. Cadillak is in trouble. Here it comes - Oomomo Slap. 1....2...3, it's finished.
MNOP \ Oom remain in the ring, celebrating their victory.
Winners= Mnoply & Oom
Overall Rating- 30%
Crowd Reaction- 15%
Match Quality- 45%
Main Event is almost here. Here are the participants!
Termin8or is backstage. He wanted to rip into Handy. That's a good way to build up to an eventual match.
Overall Rating- 60% (gained overness)
Handy is backstage. He talked trash about Termin8or. See, it's simple - they insult each other, build up some heat, then fight. It's not rocket science.
Overall Rating- 60% (gained overness)
Main Event- Termin8or vs Handy
Match Summary:
Some chops from Term, all of which barely touched Handy. Some chops from Term, all of which barely touched Handy. Dropkick from Term. Eric Bischoff would probably call that a 'high double drop calf kick'. But it's a dropkick to everyone else. Term hits a dropkick on Handy. Handy powers out of a headlock. Term takes a second rope chop from Handy. Back heel kick from Handy on Term, missed by miles. Cover for a two count. Termin8or ducks a clothesline attempt. Termin8or hits a crap missile dropkick on Handy.
Hooks the leg for a two count. Term face jams Handy. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Term only gets knees on a splash. Handy uses some crappy looking kicks. Term kicks Handy in the gut to reverse the momentum. Flying dropkick from Term on Handy. Handy gets knocked to the ground by Term. Handy gets locked in the Termin8ion! Submission victory! Handy goes nuts, screaming and yelling at everyone within earshot.
Winner= Termin8or
Overall Rating- 43%
Crowd Reaction- 21%
Match Quality- 65%
1/2 Star
Show Report:
Wii Unite 4 was attended by 3 people!
We made $30 from ticket sales.
E-Mail from Ps358:
BAW and me don't have much chemistry in the ring. How about putting me in a program with a worker like Handy? I think our styles would really work well together.
After Show Stats:
Squire Grooktook, 0 Over
Saucelot, 4 Over
Baw, 3 Over
Ps358, 6 Over
Mnoply, 3 Over
Oomomo, 5 Over
Jabbascrub, 3 Over
Cadillak, 3 Over
Termin8or, 11 Over
Handy, 11 Over
Writer Staff Meeting:
Top Faces:
#1 Termin8or, 11 Over
#2 Red, 8 Over
#3 Ps358, 6 Over
#4 Turboweasle, 5 Over
#5 Oomomo29, 5 Over
Top Heels:
#1 Handy, 11 Over
#2 dudedudedude, 8 Over
#3 Keihan, 3 Over
#4 Baw, 3 Over
#5 BMan, 3 Over
While going to the next month, I went to the "Internet" area and to the "dirtsheet site" which showed me this. It's the last thing on the bottom.

I will post the current win/loss/draw records for each person in the next post.