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« Reply #60 on: August 22, 2013, 07:10:05 pm » |
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Yeah, that sounds like a good idea Krazy. Save some time.
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« Reply #61 on: August 22, 2013, 07:51:18 pm » |
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I skipped all the way to March and switched from monthly shows to weekly shows. It gives me the chance to use more people each month and to get more popular quicker.
Roster News: Amish Gangsta has returned from rehab.
This is the planned card starting this month that will also be in this post. Opener- Handy vs Ps358 2nd Match- Turbo & Slaughter vs Lightspeed & NyBx 3rd Match- Termin8or vs Citizen Main Event- Red vs dudedudedude
I'll post the next weeks card after the results of each show.
This Match Report I set to The Scotsman.
Handy is backstage. My alcohol-induced haze meant i missed most of this....screw it. I heard enough to realise that he was verbally abusing Ps358. Remember kids, verbal abuse is not big or clever. But it is funny. Overall Rating- 49% (gained overness)
Opener- Handy vs Ps358 Match Summary: (Short) Weak kicks from Handy. Those were ****. Handy hits a dropkick on Ps358. 1 - 2 - kick out. Ps358 counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Ps358 hits an arm drag on Handy. Ps358 floors Handy. Handy walks into a spinning heel kick. The camera pans to some fat guy in the crowd....remember kids, fat people are evil. Handy counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Back heel kick from Handy on Ps358, missed by miles. Ps358 can barely stand. Animu~ Drop!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Handy gives a murderous look toward Ps358...and attacks! Ps358 gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Handy leaves the ring having left Ps358 down and out.
Winner= Handy Overall Rating- 41% Crowd Reaction- 19% Match Quality- 64%
Lightspeed \ NyBx are backstage. I know i'm supposed to be reviewing this, but the phone rang, and i missed this segment. I think they They were out there to hype a match against Turbo \ Slaught3r. Overall Rating- 44% (both gained overness)
2nd Match- Turbo & Slaughter vs Lightspeed & NyBx End Match Summary: Slaught3r elbows Lightspeed in the face to break a hammerlock. Slaught3r strikes Lightspeed. Tag between Slaught3r and Turboweasle. Turboweasle with a kick to the head. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Turbo hits a dropkick on Lightspeed. Turboweasle has Lightspeed down on the canvas. Lightspeed gets locked in the Power Grip! Submission victory!
Turbo \ Slaught3r climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory.
Winner= Turbo & Slaughter Overall Rating- 28% Crowd Reaction- 15% Match Quality- 42%
Termin8or is backstage. I switched the channel briefly to look for some pr0n, so i missed most of this segment. From the ending, i guess he was out there to hype a match against CitizenSoldier3. Overall Rating- 51% (gained overness)
3rd Match- Termin8or vs Citizen End Match Summary: Slingshot clothesline by Term, who almost slipped on the ropes...bwahahahaha, now that would have been really cool. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Citizen backdrops Termin8or out of a piledriver attempt. Citizen hits an arm drag on Term. Citizen walks into a trip. Term hits a dropkick on CitizenSoldier3. The bell rings, and this match has come to a time limit draw. Termin8or extends his hand to Citizen...and it is accepted! They shake!
Winner= Draw Overall Rating- 36% Crowd Reaction- 19% Match Quality- 53%
RED is backstage. I wasn't really paying attention at this point, as i was looking for some beer. From what i picked up, he was out there to hype a match against dudedudedude. Overall Rating- 44% (gained overness)
dudedudedude is backstage. My alcohol-induced haze meant i missed most of this....screw it. I heard enough to realise that he was out there to call RED some names. Because nothing says bad ass like name calling. Overall Rating- 46% (gained overness) ^Also had to change his gimmick since it was in the writer's report
Main Event- Red vs dudedudedude Match Summary: dude floors RED. RED gets hip tossed by dude. dudedudedude arm drags RED over. SMELL THE RATINGS. dudedudedude arm drags RED over. SMELL THE RATINGS. RED fights out of a grapple. RED attacks with some **** flying moves. RED uses a running dropkick into the corner, and clearly misses...that was the shits. 1 - 2 - kick out. dudedudedude fights out of a grapple. dudedudedude hits a crap missile dropkick on RED. 1 - 2 - kick out. Flying knee to the face from dudedudedude. Japanese marks everywhere cream themselves as someone uses a Shining Wizard....it's only a knee for crying out loud!
1 - 2 - 2.999 RED elbows dudedudedude in the face to break a hammerlock. RED hits a quick kick on dude. dudedudedude takes the advantage with a punch to the face. dude hits a spinning back kick. RED slugs dudedudedude, sending him down into the corner. While RED fires up the crowd, dude is removing the turnbuckle pad! RED comes over...but dude grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot RED face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! dudedudedude rolls up the stunned RED: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that?
Amish Gangsta comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Amish Gangsta spins RED around. Amish Gangsta hits the Bread makes you poop! RED has been left down on the canvas.
Winner= dudedudedude Overall Rating- 37% Crowd Reaction- 23% Match Quality- 52%
Note: Since this is a weekly show now, I had to lower ticket prices from $10 to $3. Only 2 people came to the show.
Stats will come at the end of the month.
This will be the next booked show: Opener- Citizen vs Amish Gangsta 2nd Match- Termin8or & Oomomo vs Maxdaddy & JabbaScrub 3rd Match- DoubleGunz vs Keihan Main Event- Handy vs Red
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« Reply #62 on: August 22, 2013, 09:19:03 pm » |
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Hell yeah Slaughter, high five!
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« Reply #63 on: August 22, 2013, 10:15:45 pm » |
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How is my record 0/2? Didn't I win the first match? And the second shouldn't count, it's not my fault Lakkus is too stupid to tag me in. 
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« Reply #64 on: August 23, 2013, 12:11:05 am » |
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Your first match was a loss by Disqualification. The 2nd thing I was also wondering about how I should handle losses like that.
Do you guys think it should count as a loss for someone that wasn't part of the decision?
ex. Person 1 pins Person 2 in a triple threat match. Should Person 3 be counted as a loss?
ex 2. #1 pins #4 in a tag match. Should #3 get the loss too?
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« Reply #65 on: August 23, 2013, 10:12:01 am » |
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Yeah I think that person should get a loss too because they didn't win.
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« Reply #66 on: August 23, 2013, 02:34:26 pm » |
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Alright, I'll keep that in mind.
We start the show with the man that returned last week and attacked Red, Amish Gangsta!
Amish Gangsta is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and spent the interview putting himself over. Overall Rating- 47% (gained overness)
Opener- Citizen vs Amish Gangsta End Match Summary: Dave kicks CitizenSoldier3 in the gut to reverse the momentum. Amish Gangsta with an enziguri. That reminds me...R.I.P, Owen Hart. CitizenSoldier3 can barely stand. Bread makes you poop! 1....2....3.
Amish Gangsta slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Citizen turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas.
Winner= Amish Gangsta Overall Rating- 34% Crowd Reaction- 17% Match Quality- 51%
We see Term and Oom backstage getting ready for their match. We ask them for a few words about their match tonight.
Term \ Oom are backstage. They were on hype duty tonight, this time for a match with Max \ Jabba. Overall Rating- 50% (both gained overness)
2nd Match- Termin8or & Oomomo vs Maxdaddy & JabbaScrub End Match Summary: Maxdaddy sets up Term as the partner goes to ringside and gets a steel chair. JabbaScrub comes in and swings, but Termin8or ducks and Maxdaddy gets blasted in the face with the chair instead! Maxdaddy gets knocked to the ground by Term. Maxdaddy gets locked in the Termin8ion! Submission victory!
Jabba and Max remain in the ring. Maxdaddy does not look happy at losing. JabbaScrub goes to leave, but gets pulled back in by Max. Tensions seem to be rising between these two.
Winner= Termin8or & Oomomo Overall Rating- 31% Crowd Reaction- 16% Match Quality- 47%
DoubleGunz has a few words for his opponent.
DoubleGunz is backstage. He was on Hype Central (HYPE CENTRAL!!!) tonight, this time for a match with Keihan. Can you believe that I just marked out for Lance Wright? How many people even remember that guy? Overall Rating- 47% (gained overness)
3rd Match- DoubleGunz vs Keihan End Match Summary: DG hits an arm drag on Kei, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. DoubleGunz moves in for the kill. CoD Hater!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
DoubleGunz extends his hand to Kei...but it is ignored!
Winner= DoubleGunz Overall Rating- 41% Crowd Reaction- 16% Match Quality- 67% 1/4 Star
Main Event Interview Time!
RED is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against Handy. Good way to get the fans interested in what is coming up. Overall Rating- 40% (gained overness)
Handy is backstage. He was laying a verbal Smackdown on RED. Overall Rating- 53% (gained overness)
Main Event- Handy vs Red Match Summary: RED hits a quick arm drag on Handy. Handy elbows RED in the face to break a hammerlock. Handy hits a weak kick to the midsection, doubling the opponent over. Handy whips RED into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Handy blasts RED with a superkick, but it sucked royally. Cover, but there's no one to count for Handy! RED powers out of a Handy headlock. RED hits a wheel kick on Handy. Flying elbow off the top rope by RED, but there was NO elevation off the leap.
There's a two count on the pin. Slingshot clothesline by RED, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Pin, but Handy is out just before the three count. Handy counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Badly executed second rope splash by Handy convinces me that I can do better. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. RED pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Handy is in trouble. Here it comes - Red Faction.
Amish Gangsta slides into the ring out of nowhere! RED takes a stiff punch to the face and falls to the canvas. The referee calls for the DQ as Amish Gangsta continues to attack RED. Handy \ Dave are beating down on RED! The music of Termin8or hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Handy and Dave bail out of the ring, leaving RED down in the ring. Termin8or may have saved RED from a brutal beating.
Winner= Red by Disqualification Overall Rating- 42% Crowd Reaction- 23% Match Quality- 61%
Show Report: 1 person showed up. We made $3. (we're rolling in dough now)
Road Agent Notes: Handy and RED have a fantastic chemistry in the ring, it adds a lot to the match.
E-mail from Red: I think i should be higher up the card.
Changes in card positions: Handy, Term & Red are now Upper Midcarders
The next card will be: Opener- June vs Supes 2nd Match- Baw vs Slaughter 3rd Match- JabbaScrub & dudedudedude vs Turboweasle & Ps358 Main Event- Termin8or & Red vs Handy & Amish Gangsta
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« Reply #67 on: August 23, 2013, 02:42:39 pm » |
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Pssh Maxdaddy ain't sheeeee
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« Reply #68 on: August 23, 2013, 02:49:06 pm » |
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CoD Hater LOL I love it!
Glad I could help Red and hope we kick their asses next match!
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« Reply #69 on: August 23, 2013, 04:44:08 pm » |
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Term is like the best
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« Reply #70 on: August 23, 2013, 06:14:40 pm » |
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I'm a beast 
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MG Maxdaddy
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« Reply #71 on: August 23, 2013, 10:04:42 pm » |
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Pssh Maxdaddy ain't sheeeee
Hey! You hit me in the face with a chair!  After I set you up and everything  Another loss to Maxdaddy thanks to his partner 
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« Reply #72 on: August 23, 2013, 10:21:50 pm » |
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This sim is going to make me hate everyone here. 
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« Reply #73 on: August 23, 2013, 10:31:12 pm » |
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I hired a local college band to play at the show. The show starts with Autumn backstage.
Autumn is backstage. She got on THE STICK~! and spent the interview putting herself over. Overall Rating- 50% (gained overness)
Opener- June vs Supes End Match Summary: SuperBadChick powers out of a June headlock. June hooks up a suplex, but Supes flips out and lands on her feet, and quickly grabs the tights to score with a school boy pin! 1...2..3!
The referee somehow missed the blatant cheating! Autumn comes running down the aisle with a chair! SuperBadChick is just leaving the ring...and Autumn scores with a brutal chair shot! SuperBadChick falls to the floor holding her head.
Winner= Supes Overall Rating- 41% Crowd Reaction- 16% Match Quality- 67% 1/4 Star
Slaught3r has a few words.
Slaught3r is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against BAW. Good way to get the fans interested in what is coming up. Overall Rating- 42% (gained overness)
2nd Match- Baw vs Slaughter End Match Summary: Slaught3r powers out of a BAW headlock. Slaught3r hits a stump piledriver on BAW. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Slaught3r misses a clothesline. The bell rings. The referee declares that the time limit has expired, and the match is a draw.
Slaught3r offers a handshake to BAW...and he accepts it! No! BAW levels Slaught3r with a cheap shot right hand! BAW spins Slaught3r around. BAW hits the B.A.W.! Slaught3r has been floored after the match.
Winner= Draw Overall Rating- 28% Crowd Reaction- 13% Match Quality- 44%
Jabba & dude have a few words for their opponents.
dude \ Jabba are backstage. They were laying a verbal beating on Turbo \ Ps358. I hope they go somewhere with that. Overall Rating- 52% (both gained overness)
3rd Match- JabbaScrub & dudedudedude vs Turboweasle & Ps358 End Match Summary: Flying dropkick from Turbo on dude gets a two count. dude reverses a waistlock. dude tags out to JabbaScrub. Badly executed second rope splash by Jabba convinces me that I can do better. JabbaScrub drives Turboweasle into the corner. Jabba Splash! 1....2....3. Jabba \ dude remain in the ring, celebrating their victory.
Winner= JabbaScrub & dudedudedude Overall Rating- 35% Crowd Reaction- 20% Match Quality- 50%
Term \ RED are backstage. They were out there to hype a match against Handy \ Dave. Sounds like fun. Overall Rating- 50% (both gained overness)
Handy \ Dave are backstage. They took shots at RED \ Term. Overall Rating- 54% (both gained overness)
This Main Event is a Tables Match! The team that puts an opponent through a table wins the match. Main Event- Termin8or & Red vs Handy & Amish Gangsta Match Summary: Kick to the gut from Handy, who sadly, was even able to botch THAT. Amish Gangsta with an enziguri. Dave \ Handy whip RED into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Handy pulls Term onto the table for a powerbomb, but he uses a backdrop to get out of the predicament. RED blocks a kick from Amish Gangsta. Dropkick from Term results in the front row looking for Handy's teeth!Termin8or pulls Handy onto the table for a powerbomb, but he uses a backdrop to get out of the predicament. RED with an enziguri. Term throws Handy onto the table, then climbs to the top rope...and hits a flying splash to break the table and get the win.
Handy \ Dave don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Term \ RED, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends.
Winner= Termin8or & Red Overall Rating- 39% Crowd Reaction- 27% Match Quality- 51%
Show Report: 2 people came to the show. We made $6.
This is the planned card for the next show: Opener- Autumn vs Supes 2nd Match- Squire vs Cadillak vs Baw 3rd Match- Red vs Amish Main Event- Termin8or vs Previous Match's winner
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« Reply #74 on: August 23, 2013, 10:37:42 pm » |
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