Stage a fall at work in which you hit your head. Start speaking only in Spanish (and act as tho you no longer understand English).
Lmao brilliant
Just be on ur phone all day and do everything really half ass. At like 2 call in a pizza when they come in be like ya its for me and eat it all without sharing. Always be eating when ur in a meeting eat some frosted flakes in a bowl and spoon. Or replace the phone with a game boy advance and play pokemon yellow all day with the volume really high. Or just wear a make america great trump t shirt. **** just do all of those bruh