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Λυтυмη
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I haven't let kids drown... I almost let some black people.. NOT BECAUSE IM RACIST.. But because they were stupid, and the world needs less people like them
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Λυтυмη
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Then this other time some kids were standing in the slide and wouldn't go down so I threw a chair down :/
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Λυтυмη
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Immediately followed by an umbrella
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BMan
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Holy ****! Don't **** with Autumn. Most lifeguards just blow their whistle 
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Λυтυмη
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Chairs work so much better though
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  Jinx you owe me a soda
Jinx you owe me a soda
I was slower than 91 % of the US so there  K's looks huge
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Λυтυмη
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Wow term lol.... <.<
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Termin8or
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Wow term lol.... <.<
I just found the news story....sorry to put it out there....but
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  Jinx you owe me a soda
Jinx you owe me a soda
I was slower than 91 % of the US so there  K's looks huge
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Λυтυмη
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Yeah thanks for exposing my secrets
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10/10 would read again
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Name: SuperBadChick Classification: Rogue Primary Combat Style: Ranged Secondary Combat Style: Stealth Bio: The way SBC approaches combat may be seen by some to be cowardly or dishonorable, but in reality SBC deals strictly with what is practical. After all, the best way to not be impaled by a broadsword is to be out of its reach entirely. Instead of meeting her foes head-on, SBC prefers to use a bow and arrows to fell her enemies from a (safe) distance. For those occasions lacking a sufficiently large battlefield, SBC uses her knowledge of the magic arts to cloak herself in shadow and flanks her targets, quietly slitting the throats of the men in the back of enemy lines with her silver dagger. Should the situation become too hostile for a lightly armored warrior such as herself, she will flee from the battlefield and live to fight another day. After all, a dead warrior is no use to anyone. 
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Autumn1194
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So I filled out one application so far  every place I went to told me to apply online -_- so basically today was a big waste of time when I could have been sleeping.
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I haven't let kids drown... I almost let some black people.. NOT BECAUSE IM RACIST.. But because they were stupid, and the world needs less people like them
Didn't know they could swim. 
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These ones couldn't  they were like 300 pounds too -_- and I had to save both of them.
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You'd think since fat is less dense than water in any practical scenario that someone who weighs 300 pounds would be large enough to displace enough water to be buoyant.
It's like these tubbies aren't even trying.
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"And I also told the students that, for the sake of humanity's future, I hoped they were all sterile." - Ignatius Reilly. Never mind what your daughter is taught in school; what she remembers is what she has learned from you. Anti-Noob Fortress of Veteraness Council Member ~Turboweasle~ I NEVER squeeze my jubblies, so that stuff wouldn't work for me.
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Λυтυмη
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Well the one was messing around on the diving board and was scared to jump -.- and the board was bending so bad it was touching the water... So I whistled at her to jump, so she did and she couldn't swim... Then her bf thought he would save her... But he couldn't swim either :/ so I had to jump in...
They both were like a foot away from the edge also..
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