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« on: August 03, 2009, 12:56:38 pm »

Guy:Ah' ****!
Girl: What?
Guy: I lost my phone number...Can I borrow yours real quick? Tongue
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« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2009, 01:09:57 pm »

Guy: Are you from Tennessee?

Girl: Umm no why?

Guy: Cause you're the only ten I see!
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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2009, 01:20:48 pm »

Guy:  I wanna fudge you.
Girl: okay
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2009, 01:22:02 pm »

Guy:  I wanna fudge you in the ass with a roll of quarters.
Girl: okay

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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2009, 01:28:01 pm »

Guy:  Can I buy you a drink?
Girl:  Sure.
Guy:  Can I buy you more drinks???
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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2009, 01:34:40 pm »

Guy:  I wanna fudge you in the ass with a roll of quarters.
Girl: okay

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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2009, 01:49:03 pm »

I8:  I wanna fudge you in the ass with a roll of quarters.
Guy: okay

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« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2009, 01:56:45 pm »

guy- fuuc me if i'm wrong but aren't you going to suck on my d1ck
girl- (slap)
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« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2009, 01:58:43 pm »

guy sees girl at bar ..... (guy approaches) guy- Hi there my name is (insert name here) do you mind if I sit next to you and chat for awhile until where I farted clears up?
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« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2009, 01:58:59 pm »

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« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2009, 02:00:23 pm »

guy- fuuc me if i'm wrong but aren't you going to suck on my d1ck
girl- (slap)

That line in theory is a win-win situation.
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« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2009, 02:00:57 pm »

(guy eyeballs a girl from across the room ) (guy uses his pointer finger to call the girl over) (guy whispers in girls ear) if i can make you come with 1 finger imagine what i can do with my whole body
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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2009, 02:46:23 pm »

(guy eyeballs a girl from across the room ) (guy uses his pointer finger to call the girl over) (guy whispers in girls ear) if i can make you come with 1 finger imagine what i can do with my whole body
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« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2009, 07:48:01 am »

guy-excuse me did your car break down?
girl-no why?
guy cause id be willing to give you a ride anytime
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« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2009, 02:46:29 pm »

Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you.
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