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« on: August 03, 2009, 12:56:38 pm » |
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Guy:Ah' ****! Girl: What? Guy: I lost my phone number...Can I borrow yours real quick? 
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« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2009, 01:09:57 pm » |
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Guy: Are you from Tennessee?
Girl: Umm no why?
Guy: Cause you're the only ten I see!
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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2009, 01:20:48 pm » |
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Guy: I wanna fudge you. Girl: okay
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"And I also told the students that, for the sake of humanity's future, I hoped they were all sterile." - Ignatius Reilly. Never mind what your daughter is taught in school; what she remembers is what she has learned from you. Anti-Noob Fortress of Veteraness Council Member ~Turboweasle~ I NEVER squeeze my jubblies, so that stuff wouldn't work for me.
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2009, 01:22:02 pm » |
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Guy: I wanna fudge you in the ass with a roll of quarters. Girl: okay
fix'd 
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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2009, 01:28:01 pm » |
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Guy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Sure. Guy: Can I buy you more drinks???
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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2009, 01:34:40 pm » |
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Guy: I wanna fudge you in the ass with a roll of quarters. Girl: okay
fix'd  Indeed it is. 
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"And I also told the students that, for the sake of humanity's future, I hoped they were all sterile." - Ignatius Reilly. Never mind what your daughter is taught in school; what she remembers is what she has learned from you. Anti-Noob Fortress of Veteraness Council Member ~Turboweasle~ I NEVER squeeze my jubblies, so that stuff wouldn't work for me.
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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2009, 01:49:03 pm » |
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I8: I wanna fudge you in the ass with a roll of quarters. Guy: okay
fix'd  Indeed it is.  now it's fixed
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« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2009, 01:56:45 pm » |
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guy- fuuc me if i'm wrong but aren't you going to suck on my d1ck girl- (slap)
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« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2009, 01:58:43 pm » |
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guy sees girl at bar ..... (guy approaches) guy- Hi there my name is (insert name here) do you mind if I sit next to you and chat for awhile until where I farted clears up?
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« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2009, 01:58:59 pm » |
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« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2009, 02:00:23 pm » |
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guy- fuuc me if i'm wrong but aren't you going to suck on my d1ck girl- (slap)
That line in theory is a win-win situation.
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« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2009, 02:00:57 pm » |
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(guy eyeballs a girl from across the room ) (guy uses his pointer finger to call the girl over) (guy whispers in girls ear) if i can make you come with 1 finger imagine what i can do with my whole body
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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2009, 02:46:23 pm » |
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(guy eyeballs a girl from across the room ) (guy uses his pointer finger to call the girl over) (guy whispers in girls ear) if i can make you come with 1 finger imagine what i can do with my whole body
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« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2009, 07:48:01 am » |
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guy-excuse me did your car break down? girl-no why? guy cause id be willing to give you a ride anytime
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« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2009, 02:46:29 pm » |
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Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you.
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