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« Reply #60 on: September 20, 2011, 10:32:13 pm »

"Why don't we go back to my place and do a magic trick? We screw and then you disappear!"

"Hey baby, want to play war? I'll lay down and you blow the sh*t out of me."

"You don't know me, but I know you and I'd like to say that you look even more beautiful up close than you do through my night vision goggles baby... baby... hey, come back."

" It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again."
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