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« Reply #60 on: September 17, 2009, 05:56:20 pm »



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« Reply #61 on: September 20, 2011, 08:16:06 pm »

Guy: Do you like water?
Girl: Yes
Guy: Alright cool then that means you already like 65% of me
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« Reply #62 on: September 20, 2011, 08:21:53 pm »

That would probably get a few premeds I know.
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« Reply #63 on: September 20, 2011, 08:22:11 pm »

lol
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« Reply #64 on: September 20, 2011, 10:32:13 pm »

"Why don't we go back to my place and do a magic trick? We screw and then you disappear!"

"Hey baby, want to play war? I'll lay down and you blow the sh*t out of me."

"You don't know me, but I know you and I'd like to say that you look even more beautiful up close than you do through my night vision goggles baby... baby... hey, come back."

" It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again."
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« Reply #65 on: September 20, 2011, 11:24:43 pm »

lol
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« Reply #66 on: September 21, 2011, 12:54:45 am »

Cheesy
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« Reply #67 on: November 15, 2011, 12:09:21 pm »

I'm Peck. Spread 'em.
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