Just like I predicted. My proof can't hold a candle to yours

I feel so sad because Ohio's logic is much better than mine.
Ohio Lawyer's Resume:
PhD in Biology
Expert in the field of genetics (I don't simply reference other people's research and claim to be an expert)
100% win rate as a Lawyer (My father is Satan)
Expert on the English language and it's interpretations, inferences, structure, etc.
Either a crappy MoH player or a Mediocre player with a tendency to lie
Expert in logic (accreditation to back it up)
Expert in debates (I call people stupid to take attention away from my mistakes)
Expert in dealing with Wikileaks
Expert in movie quotes
I'm never wrong (I will dance until I die to avoid admitting that I am wrong)
Biblical scholar
To be continued I'm sure...there are many other topics out there for you to be an expert on. It must be a burden to be so knowing.