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Title: Check, Please! Post by: Cunning Linguist on November 01, 2009, 03:48:47 pm 10:00 - Sammy Davis Jr mask and 2 hits of the blue aliens. Check
11:00 - Pay 4.25 a beer in the casino nightclub. Check 12:00 - Lose ridiculous amount of money getting "free drinks" on the casino floor. Check 1:00 - Get smashed on the bottle in the car. Check 2:00 - Get caught smoking a joint by a security guard watching the cameras. Check 3:00 - Dead phone and no way to call your boy you went with but can't find. Fucck 4:00 - Eat 3 10mg LT's and walk home, 25 miles away. Check 7:00 - Burger King sausage biscuit around the halfway point that gives you hiccups like a mothafucka. Check 8:00 - Memory quits functioning and a blackout ensues. Checkmate 3:00 - Wake up safe in your bed, clueless about the 2nd half of your trip. Thanks 4:00 - Try to figure out what the strange orange sauce crusted on your face is. Check Title: Re: Check, Please! Post by: the KR3AT3R on November 01, 2009, 04:01:12 pm Rofl! Please tell me that was a vegas trip. :D
Title: Re: Check, Please! Post by: Paranoid71 on November 01, 2009, 04:39:38 pm LMAO. You should have gotten the security tapes for us. ^-^
Title: Re: Check, Please! Post by: Cadillak on November 02, 2009, 08:43:18 am the orange stuff is most likely vommit cuz you ate tabs after drinking, lol O0
Title: Re: Check, Please! Post by: Cunning Linguist on November 02, 2009, 10:16:14 am That's what I would have thought too but it wasn't anywhere else on me or my clothes. Just a patch stuck in one of my eyebrows and on my forehead.
BTW, I got a new DTD strategy to try out on you, I need to tweak it some but it's freakin sexy ^-^ Title: Re: Check, Please! Post by: Cadillak on November 02, 2009, 10:17:28 am lol, backsplash or projectile into the wind then :D
Title: Re: Check, Please! Post by: Cunning Linguist on November 02, 2009, 10:18:41 am That's a likely possibility :-[
Title: Re: Check, Please! Post by: Cadillak on November 02, 2009, 10:25:49 am did you talk to your lost friend yet? any info from them?
Title: Re: Check, Please! Post by: Cunning Linguist on November 02, 2009, 11:01:42 am Yea they ended up kicking him out around daybreak but he's made of money so he just called a cab b)
Title: Re: Check, Please! Post by: Cadillak on November 02, 2009, 12:06:02 pm damn rich people >:(
Title: Re: Check, Please! Post by: WarMarine on November 02, 2009, 01:54:10 pm the orange stuff is most likely vommit cuz you ate tabs after drinking, lol O0 |