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Title: Check, Please!
Post by: Cunning Linguist on November 01, 2009, 03:48:47 pm
10:00 - Sammy Davis Jr mask and 2 hits of the blue aliens. Check
11:00 - Pay 4.25 a beer in the casino nightclub. Check
12:00 - Lose ridiculous amount of money getting "free drinks" on the casino floor. Check
1:00  - Get smashed on the bottle in the car. Check
2:00  - Get caught smoking a joint by a security guard watching the cameras. Check
3:00  - Dead phone and no way to call your boy you went with but can't find. Fucck
4:00  - Eat 3 10mg LT's and walk home, 25 miles away. Check
7:00  - Burger King sausage biscuit around the halfway point that gives you hiccups like a mothafucka. Check
8:00  - Memory quits functioning and a blackout ensues. Checkmate
3:00  - Wake up safe in your bed, clueless about the 2nd half of your trip. Thanks
4:00  - Try to figure out what the strange orange sauce crusted on your face is. Check


Title: Re: Check, Please!
Post by: the KR3AT3R on November 01, 2009, 04:01:12 pm
Rofl! Please tell me that was a vegas trip. :D


Title: Re: Check, Please!
Post by: Paranoid71 on November 01, 2009, 04:39:38 pm
LMAO. You should have gotten the security tapes for us.  ^-^


Title: Re: Check, Please!
Post by: Cadillak on November 02, 2009, 08:43:18 am
the orange stuff is most likely vommit cuz you ate tabs after drinking, lol  O0


Title: Re: Check, Please!
Post by: Cunning Linguist on November 02, 2009, 10:16:14 am
That's what I would have thought too but it wasn't anywhere else on me or my clothes. Just a patch stuck in one of my eyebrows and on my forehead.

BTW, I got a new DTD strategy to try out on you, I need to tweak it some but it's freakin sexy  ^-^


Title: Re: Check, Please!
Post by: Cadillak on November 02, 2009, 10:17:28 am
lol, backsplash or projectile into the wind then  :D


Title: Re: Check, Please!
Post by: Cunning Linguist on November 02, 2009, 10:18:41 am
That's a likely possibility  :-[


Title: Re: Check, Please!
Post by: Cadillak on November 02, 2009, 10:25:49 am
did you talk to your lost friend yet? any info from them?


Title: Re: Check, Please!
Post by: Cunning Linguist on November 02, 2009, 11:01:42 am
Yea they ended up kicking him out around daybreak but he's made of money so he just called a cab  b)


Title: Re: Check, Please!
Post by: Cadillak on November 02, 2009, 12:06:02 pm
damn rich people  >:(


Title: Re: Check, Please!
Post by: WarMarine on November 02, 2009, 01:54:10 pm
the orange stuff is most likely vommit cuz you ate tabs after drinking, lol  O0