General Discussion / Entertainment => The All-Seeing Eye => Topic started by: *Peep* on November 07, 2009, 10:57:08 pm|
Title: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: *Peep* on November 07, 2009, 10:57:08 pm Hi, im making a randomness contest so bring it, here i go u know: ur john the baptist is going to crock like a cow.
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: MNOP on November 07, 2009, 11:08:01 pm So I believe my time has come to part ways with all of you
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: laughing turd on November 07, 2009, 11:21:01 pm Once again
It is all over. I have nothing left. Like a ravenous vulture eating all that remains of a corpse, they have taken it all from me. This was his masterful plan. With visions of epic grandeur, he devised this entire plot and watched his plan take ever such a perfect form. Like a jigsaw puzzle, all the pieces fell straight into their designated place, ever so easily. I never saw this coming; I never had a chance. For all the evil I have done, for all the undeserving privileges I enjoyed; for all the recklessness and ill behaviour that I basked in, not even I deserved such a thing, such remorseless violence. I fear nothing now. I have nothing else to lose. He has everything that I was, everything that I held dear in my heart. His will decimated mine. And yet he continues eating away at me. Every last bit of sanity that I possess; every single strand of hope and desire that I hold deeply and truly dear to me, he continues to devour. Have I totally thought this through? Have I been completely withered away? Is there nothing more left, am I totally alone? Should I fear my next move? The last and only remaining possession I have to myself is my Godly given, physical soul. I care not what happens to me now, for I remain totally isolated from all that I was and all that I had. This is my final move. My only option. I will end all of this now. I fill the final piece of his puzzle, as he has expected; as he has planned. Please, listen to my final interrogatory: Do you want paper or plastic bags for your groceries sir? Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: Ress on November 07, 2009, 11:52:54 pm How's your baby?
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: IBU on November 08, 2009, 07:32:16 am save teh poalar bears
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: JUGGERNAUT77 on November 08, 2009, 08:00:59 am Once again wow turd that was great dude!!!! ^-^It is all over. I have nothing left. Like a ravenous vulture eating all that remains of a corpse, they have taken it all from me. This was his masterful plan. With visions of epic grandeur, he devised this entire plot and watched his plan take ever such a perfect form. Like a jigsaw puzzle, all the pieces fell straight into their designated place, ever so easily. I never saw this coming; I never had a chance. For all the evil I have done, for all the undeserving privileges I enjoyed; for all the recklessness and ill behaviour that I basked in, not even I deserved such a thing, such remorseless violence. I fear nothing now. I have nothing else to lose. He has everything that I was, everything that I held dear in my heart. His will decimated mine. And yet he continues eating away at me. Every last bit of sanity that I possess; every single strand of hope and desire that I hold deeply and truly dear to me, he continues to devour. Have I totally thought this through? Have I been completely withered away? Is there nothing more left, am I totally alone? Should I fear my next move? The last and only remaining possession I have to myself is my Godly given, physical soul. I care not what happens to me now, for I remain totally isolated from all that I was and all that I had. This is my final move. My only option. I will end all of this now. I fill the final piece of his puzzle, as he has expected; as he has planned. Please, listen to my final interrogatory: Do you want paper or plastic bags for your groceries sir? Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: the KR3AT3R on November 08, 2009, 02:21:22 pm Bread makes dave poop.
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: *Peep* on November 10, 2009, 03:37:04 pm Uhhh uhhh uhhh when i was BORN, i went to the bathroom,! On the potty:) ya now then i was goin diarea (dont know how to spell that) in the diarea ROOM that i was 2 and ran in a SQUARE and got a phone and called my AUNTIE and played MOHH9 then turned 12 and became a gangsta so turn off my WII and cried...
in the night... 8) Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: JUGGERNAUT77 on November 10, 2009, 04:39:51 pm Uhhh uhhh uhhh when i was BORN, i went to the bathroom,! On the potty:) ya now then i was goin diarea (dont know how to spell that) in the diarea ROOM that i was 2 and ran in a SQUARE and got a phone and called my AUNTIE and played MOHH9 then turned 12 and became a gangsta so turn off my WII and cried... WAT!!!! ??? ??? ??? ???in the night... 8) Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: Sniper657 on November 10, 2009, 04:44:31 pm What jugg!!!!! Of course I'll have sex with U
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: JUGGERNAUT77 on November 10, 2009, 04:57:28 pm :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o...U HAVE MADE MY DREAM COME TRUE!!!!!!
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: Cadillak on November 11, 2009, 01:11:06 pm NO I REPORTED MR LAFING TERD humping HOMO AT TTAAT HE NEED 2 make sweet sensuous love OFF AND LEAVE ME DA make sweet sensuous love ALONE I NVER ATTACKED HIM WELL I PROLLY DID BUT THAT fairy NEDSA 2 make sweet sensuous love THE make sweet sensuous love
IM NOT REDNECK DAT IS FOR SURE I SHOOT THEM HOMOS TOO BUT U humping SPOOKS AND CHOLOS LEAVE ME ALONE REPORTED FER BEING A humping BOARDER HOPER WHEN I SAY UR PEOPLE I MEAN THOSE humping MEXICANS LIKE MR CHECKERSD DONT WORRY I HERD ALL U humping HOMOS ON THAT SKYPE BITCHING ABOUT ME KICKING UR asses IDC WHAT U GUYS SAY ON HERE U NO I KICKED UR ass on there n u DONT WANT 2 admitt it I WAS LITING ON SKYPE THE HOLE TIME AND LISTING 2 U GUYS girl AND MAON ABOUT ME AN MP40 **** WELLLL KREATER AND CTSSCANE OR W/E THE make sweet sensuous love IT IS USES IT AND U 2 MEX4HOMO I C U USE IT ALL THE TIME WHEN U PLAY JOK3ER I DONT WANT 2 USE ANOTHER GUN LIKE JOK3ER I humping HATE THE SPRINGFIELD MAINLY CUZ I SUCK WITH IT I CN USE DA GEWERH OR W/E THE make sweet sensuous love ITS IS BUT U ALL KNOW I KICKD UR ASS IN THAT GAME U JUST DNT WANT 2 ADMITT IT RONMAINDEN UR SUCH A humping fairy GO EAT FAT male poultry A make sweet sensuous love OFF I TELL U GUYS THAT U GUYS ARE DUMB AND U THINK ITS FUNNY OR SOMETHING WELL U GUYS CNA B humping HOMOS AND make sweet sensuous love OFF THIS IS MY THIS dookie IS SO fruity ALL U fairy NEREDS WHO R LEIK 25 YEARS OR OLDER ARE NEWERD AND NEED TO GIT LIVES ESPECILY IROMAINDEN GIT A JOB YOU fruit hi some of you duche bags may remember me as u always talked dookie and got owned i was accused of many things and that is why i dont play anymore i have better things to do then listen to stupid humps with no life i have better things to do so to all you stupid wana be bad-asses can suck my fat pickle and shove it it in your mouth, your sisters, or your moms , or if all else fails your girl good bye and make sweet sensuous love u!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR humping DUMB U DIDNT DO dookie WITH UR WII U HAVE IT KEPT IN UR BASEMENT WERE U LIVE QUIT MAKIN LIES ABOUT UR WII Remove message Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: the KR3AT3R on November 11, 2009, 01:16:26 pm :D
Man that **** never gets old. I'm so surprised his quotes aren't under someones sig. Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: *Peep* on November 12, 2009, 01:30:23 pm I looked out my window last night saw BIG FOOT kissing a rock so i took a picture ran inside and Rainbow monkeys started jumping on me lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala la imma BE
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: Cadillak on November 12, 2009, 01:32:10 pm "sitting down is the only thing holding the poop in right now"
-family guy quote from yesterdays post by Mex O0 Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: Joker on November 12, 2009, 11:10:31 pm Hahaha! I should get the one the only to make a thread about something.
I'll tell him Kreater was talking ****. He'll jump on WU so quick to make a thread LMAO! Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: the KR3AT3R on November 13, 2009, 01:25:50 am Awe, tell him that I'm flattered that he made time from torturing his penís with jumper cables attatched to a car battery just for me. :)
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: laughing turd on November 13, 2009, 05:23:42 pm So I was parked in my car listening to music when this mini van pulled up and parked near me. It had 20" chrome wheels and looked really freaking slick actually. Then out comes the driver. It happened to be soccer mom probably in her early 30s. Let me tell you guys, this was the hottest mom you have ever seen. Nice thick blond hair, porcelain skin and legs from here to Kansas. I was in awe as she walked by. I didnt know what I liked most about her. I'm serious she was a very beautiful human being!!! Like whoa dude!! Whoa!! I was probably so impressed by her because she was hot and still drove a slick ride (yes it was a minivan and yes it was slick). I like a girl that knows how to automobile, especially if she can drive standard transmission. Oh boy!!!! *Spins propeller hat*
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: OhioLawyer on November 13, 2009, 09:01:09 pm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4D5U2kEksM
o Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: the KR3AT3R on November 14, 2009, 01:52:47 am Somewhere at this exact moment, someone is breathing. :o
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: laughing turd on November 14, 2009, 03:58:50 am OMG kArTeR! Someone just did it again!! =O
Me and heroin maybe we can make some cash selling Ass (Selling ass for heroin) ASS! (Selling ass for heroin) AAAAAAASSSS!!!!! (Selling ass for heroin) Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: mizz*K* on November 14, 2009, 09:12:26 pm :o
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: Ress on November 14, 2009, 09:15:32 pm OMG kArTeR! Someone just did it again!! =O Me and heroin maybe we can make some cash selling Ass (Selling ass for heroin) ASS! (Selling ass for heroin) AAAAAAASSSS!!!!! (Selling ass for heroin) SOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: laughing turd on November 14, 2009, 09:38:23 pm 8) That song always makes me laugh.
"ghosts of hooker, girly dudes," wtf is that o.O Mizz Karter you always have the hottest siggy! Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: Cunning Linguist on November 16, 2009, 01:25:35 am cat fungus lipstick
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: Supes on November 16, 2009, 03:31:58 am You know, Jesus will not be mocked, fool. Every smart-mouth comment you post in this Godly forum is being recorded by the DOF and by Jesus himself. You won't think you're so clever once Jesus tosses you into the pits of hell, where you will surely spend eternity having your tongue peeled and your anal cavity reamed with steel brushes.
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: Supes on November 16, 2009, 03:52:55 am i lmao when i saw that sig above my post :D
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: the KR3AT3R on November 16, 2009, 08:07:48 am ???
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: WarMarine on November 16, 2009, 03:51:10 pm I played Final Fight yesterday.
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: *Peep* on November 16, 2009, 05:58:37 pm Fun yens are good for your COLON!
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: Cunning Linguist on November 17, 2009, 02:30:32 pm I think I just got threatened ???
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: OhioLawyer on November 17, 2009, 02:38:34 pm pwnt in teh fase
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: ironmaidenb1 on November 17, 2009, 06:21:33 pm RONMAINDEN UR SUCH A humping fairy GO EAT FAT male poultry A make sweet sensuous love OFF I TELL U GUYS THAT U GUYS ARE DUMB AND U THINK ITS FUNNY OR SOMETHING WELL U GUYS CNA B humping HOMOS AND make sweet sensuous love OFF THIS IS MY THIS dookie IS SO fruity ALL U fairy NEREDS WHO R LEIK 25 YEARS OR OLDER ARE NEWERD AND NEED TO GIT LIVES ESPECILY IROMAINDEN GIT A JOB YOU fruit
A public service announcement from " Multiple Bowel Movements " Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: IBU on November 17, 2009, 07:20:30 pm Bananas are sad when they sit on the shelf and turn brown because you decide to eat an apple instead
*teardrop rolling down cheek shooting off of nose sliding past lips onto tongue salty taste swallowed down esophagus into stomach owned by stomach acids* Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: Paranoid71 on November 17, 2009, 08:44:36 pm White Cheddar Cheez-It's suck.
There was an actual execution method called 'Execution By Elephant'. Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: Ress on November 17, 2009, 08:47:26 pm ok guys here it is my guide for all the sniper styls, five are made from yours trully :P the snake eye shot, finishing blow, percision shot, Eye of The Tiger and Wrath of The Sniper Titans. Are all made by me. Most of these are no scope styls.
Snake eye shot: This only works for gewerh for some reason, its where right after u shoot a scoped shot u shot a no scpoe shot key is RIGHT AFTER, both shots ill hit exactly the same target unless u move, the second shot will fire right after the first shot instead of the usualy 3 to 4 second difference. Finishing blow: This works with both springfield and gewehr, its where u get atlest 3 to 4 pistol shots into the enemy and then right after the last bullet you hit them with from the pistol is fired make sure the cross hair is on the enemy becouse where ever the crosshair is, is where the sniper round will strike, Right after this pull out your sniper and right as u pull it out fire it, it should land the finishing blow and kill your opponet. Percision shot: This works with both springfield and gewehr, its the same concept as finishing blow only u dont fire with the pistol, u just get your aim with the crosshairs, and then pull out your sniper and fire it right as you pull it out. Curving the bullet: the most cruciel style of normal no scoping, is curving the bullet, this takes practice but will be worth it, its where u create a small arcing motion with the sniper, make the arc go up though, make sure the very middle of the arc is on your oppenet becouse this is where the bullet will go. once you reach the top of the arc,fire the bullet but make sure to bring your sniper back around after words for another go to finish the job. berzerk: This is more of a lucky shot if u dont know where the bullets are going to go, this is a master style and takes ALOT of practice, it is where u duck and weave in a small circle and fire at your opponet as fast as u can, but make sure the barrelof the sniper is on your target at all times though, this style works very well in unison with the curved bullet style. Whirlwind shot: This is the hardest and final style in sniping, it is a one hit ko if u succede though. its where you have your back the opponet and the opponet has to be directly behind you for this to work. you hold down c and flick the numjuck to the side to do a 180 quick spin, and right as it finishes the quick spin and i mean RIGHT AFTER it finishes, fire the bullet, if u succede the oppenet will be dead, if u fail, u most likely will be the one dead. Eye of The Tiger: Works way better with gewehr. A fairly useful and accurate style. It is where u make a fairly large circul motion with ur sniper around ur opponet, then u make a fairly small circel motion with ur sniper around ur prefered area to hit. (This is sorta like a critical hit zone) Then bring ur sniper to the midle of ur small circle and fire, but right like after u fire, bring the sniper up about 1-1 1/2 inches, then fire again. (this for some reason kills the opponet if they arnt already dead. (think it's some sorta glitch, but it usualy works, dont ask why because i dont know.) ur opponet will still get hurt as long as he's in ur big circle. To get the full efect of this style you have to be in sync with ur opponets movement. Wrath of The Sniper Titans: (Forbiden) A 100% chance of kill with a single bullet. Style of the Sniper Titans. well that is all, i am working on another style but it still needs more testing. (http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1049/bowdown3iv.gif) well good luck and start practicing! Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: IBU on November 17, 2009, 08:59:53 pm Lol I like this thread.
I want you to know That it doesn't matter Where we take this road Someone's gotta go And I want you to know You couldn't have loved me better But I want you to move on So I'm already gone Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: Supes on November 17, 2009, 09:31:28 pm I think I just got threatened ??? haha nah. i posted that without reading everything and when i went back and looked at it i saw jesus above it and LMAO Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: ironmaidenb1 on November 17, 2009, 09:57:10 pm Once when I was little and we were taking a long family drive ( to abandon me in the woods ) I think it was to Ohio to see my Uncle and his family ( they were plotting my death as well), I was playing around and did something that I shouldn't have ( hung my arse out the window and shot a duece log at the car behind us). I had a box of Tic-Tacs ( or was it illegal Cuban Cigars ) the white ones, ( **** flavored ) Spearment I believe, and got really bored so I decided to shove one ( in my Dads eye while he was driving, temporarily blinding him and causing us to veer into a tanker truck) in my right nostril. I must have had pretty skinny fingers ( that's because I spent 22 hrs a day locked in a birdcage forced to knit sweaters out of navel lint for the family rats ) because I shoved that thing pretty deep up there and had a bear of a time ( like the time I wrastled a 13 foot tall Grizzly at the Worlds Fair in Chicago for 5 cents a minute ) getting it out. Damn did that burn ( like the lotion that got in my eye when Buffalo Bill threw the bottle down to me when I was in his basement trapped in the well while he said , " It puts the lotion on the skin ") pretty bad. Luckily, I managed to dig that sucker out ( like when they put me in that shallow grave after bashing me in the head with the shovel ) before having to go to the Hospital ( or Veternarian ). The moral ( moron ) of this story is Don't ever stick a Tic-Tac up your nose ( or anything in yer pee-hole ).
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: Supes on November 18, 2009, 01:52:38 am :o :'(
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: WarMarine on November 18, 2009, 04:08:07 pm wo oh oh oh
its magic you know never believe is not so Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: IBU on November 18, 2009, 06:03:15 pm HOLY SHIFT DID YOU SEE THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: the KR3AT3R on November 18, 2009, 06:05:06 pm OOOUCH! I just stubbed my toe! >:(
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: ironmaidenb1 on November 20, 2009, 05:58:18 am I don't want a pickle, I just want to ride my motorcickle. Wait... I don't have a motorcickle.. :'(
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: the KR3AT3R on November 20, 2009, 08:37:07 am They said she was a...
*gulp*... *whispers* a maaaaaaaaaan. *gasp* Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: Supes on November 20, 2009, 01:42:34 pm ra ra ra ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, gaga oh la la ^-^
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: MNOP on November 20, 2009, 01:46:06 pm Obama is white
Clinton is black, bleached his skin to get into office Whig party Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: the KR3AT3R on November 20, 2009, 02:15:12 pm This one time in band camp...
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: MNOP on November 20, 2009, 02:37:19 pm One Night in KR3AT3R...
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: the KR3AT3R on November 20, 2009, 02:48:36 pm 'S pee hole, a lone sperm awaited his chance to impregnate Mnopoly's plumbing.
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: ironmaidenb1 on November 20, 2009, 04:44:13 pm ..and when he got his chance, boy I'll tell ya, he went......
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: MNOP on November 20, 2009, 10:13:17 pm every kiss begins with kay :-*
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: laughing turd on November 22, 2009, 02:26:07 pm Well it was the fifth time I yelled at him to stop playing that over and over! It wasnt just me either. Everyone knows that shiit is fuckking annoying but you know what? Its not even just his fault. Who even told them they should keep making those anyway. Those are just so stupid. The damn lady is made of plastic and has a friggin English accent?!! Oh my God is it ever annoying how she talks. I know they have to meet a one minority person quota each time but could they make an effort to allow a little bit more diversity of culture in their damn message? Bishes.
My TV really has to stop playing those damn Old Navy commercials!! I'm not going to tell it again. >:( Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: IBU on November 22, 2009, 04:29:53 pm "every kiss" begins with e, not k
these guy am morons Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: the KR3AT3R on November 22, 2009, 06:00:26 pm No, IBU. It begins with Mr. K. :P
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: IBU on November 22, 2009, 06:16:07 pm No, IBU. It begins with Mr. K. :P ^these guy am morons Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: the KR3AT3R on November 22, 2009, 07:25:42 pm >:(
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: IBU on November 22, 2009, 07:27:23 pm 8)
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: MNOP on November 22, 2009, 07:43:59 pm Bitches
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: *Peep* on November 22, 2009, 08:23:12 pm WAW! ;)
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: laughing turd on November 23, 2009, 07:11:27 am I really need to wear underwear more frequently. =/ They are not as liberating though. What do you think?
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: IBU on November 23, 2009, 04:35:45 pm I saw IBU. If there's such a thing as love at first site then I was in mad love. He had long, golden locks that fell down his shoulders, a slender figure, tan skin, and the most innocent face there could ever be.
By luck, he sat down only a few seats from me. As the movie went on, we both got closer and eventually I gave him AIDS. Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: Ress on November 23, 2009, 04:56:23 pm :P
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: laughing turd on November 24, 2009, 01:51:40 pm On christmas day in the early fifties, Batman was chasing The Joker through the streets of Gotham. It was reported that Batman had been up all night partying, and he hadn't had a chance to shower, so he smelled. Robin had, unfortunately, come down with a bad case of constipation, so he was unable to aid Batman on that night.
“It was like laying an egg!” ~ Robin The Batmobile, while rounding a corner, lost its wheel, causing Batman to veer out of control and hit an elderly woman. The woman survived with minor injuries but filed suit with Batman claiming it was "reckless driving". Batman won the case against him, but reported dissatisfaction with the fact that The Joker got away. This incident has since been immortalized in song, further suggesting that at some later point, the Joker somehow learned the identity of Batman's alter-ego and snuck into his house. There, while Batman was otherwise occupied in the kitchen and Robin was busy in the hallways, The Joker took the opportunity to sneak into Batman's bathroom and urinate all over the wall. Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: the KR3AT3R on November 24, 2009, 01:54:55 pm I've collected all of the pubes I've ever trimmed and made you a pillow out of them, turd. I hope you like themm. <3
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: laughing turd on November 24, 2009, 02:11:30 pm Is it soft this time?
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: the KR3AT3R on November 24, 2009, 02:16:04 pm The last one was from Don King! :o
Title: Re: Randomness contest bring it... Post by: IBU on November 24, 2009, 05:25:38 pm some kid at school today had a pube on his neck. a neck-pube. we told him to pull it out but it was rooted in pretty far so we could do nothing but stare at it for the rest of the day. |